cockspeak

def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.

Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.

Cockspeak in Action:

Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."

Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"

Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."

Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."

by nutman March 10, 2006

Cockspew

A fountain of ignorant and unfounded claims, made by those whose opinions should be utterly void.

That bullshit about Obama's birth certificate was a sack of cockspew.

by Joclemen June 30, 2013

cocksmeagler

an insult, one who smeagles cocks.

man, that guy is such a cocksmeagler.

by Mr.Christopher August 29, 2005

cockspank

a name given to someone who acts like a complete tool

Walking up to a teacher and telling them you are a tool, ultimately makes you a cockspank

by fred August 5, 2003

cocksleave

n. A product that is used during sexual interaction. Also known as a condom.

Using a cocksleave should be mandatory.

by shizer July 28, 2004

Cockstar

Popularised from the “ZEN AND DEAN” podcast:

An individual who acts/cares about what others think about themselves, which prohibits them from reaching their full potential of being on a rockstar level of confidence and ambition in life.

AKA: DON’T BE A CHICKEN!
Cockstar = Chicken

Dean: ZEN! Be a Rockstar, not a Cockstar!

by Zen and Dean January 16, 2023

cocksheath

An insult used to infer a woman is nothing more than a place to house a penis.

Damn, your sister is nothing more than a glorified cocksheath.

by will buck September 16, 2003