cockmance

a cockmance is the gayest level of non-gayness possible, without actually being homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.

"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its cool, we're not gay. we just got a mean cockmance goin on"

by panopticon123 May 9, 2010

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cocksmanship

A way of describing the ability of a man to pick up a woman for sex or his skills in making her reach orgasm.

1. When Darrin talks to a girl all night at the bar and doesn't get her to go home with him, it is very bad cocksmanship.

2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.

by Diamond Drew May 3, 2004

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cocksbane

Any person or situation which instantly negates any eroticism; a boner killer.

My parents walked in on me and my fiance. It was cocksbane, man.

by RndmPeep June 23, 2017

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cocksmacker

1) A person that smacks cocks. 2) A term used to comment on male's mastabatory habit. 3) An insult one uses against people that cause harm or discomfort.

Jim: Dude, did you you know Dave smacks his cock when he masturbates? Bob: What?!? I didn't know he was a cock smacker!

GET OUTTA THE WAY COCKSMACKER!!!

by Nick October 16, 2003

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Cockspank

A name given to someone who is being very naughty and cheeky (especially in a flirtatious manner) and deserves a good cock spanking.

Charlotte: I'm hungry, want to get something to eat?
Shawn: Well there is no food in the fridge darling but I am wearing some edible underpants *wink* (?)
Charlotte: (laughs) Oh you're such a cockspank Shawn!

by Lavinaura March 29, 2019

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