cockpit

The place under a manager's desk where a secretary or other subservient administrative staff member would go and perform favors for raises.

Mary reluctantly went into Bob's cockpit. When she was done though, she got a 10% raise.

by Bald Cyclops June 25, 2007

Cockpitting

The sex act of putting ones penis in another's armpit.

"Have you ever tried cockpitting?" "No, I don't wanna get deodorant on my dick."

by Notabrickwall February 7, 2013

Cockpit

When one female folds her arm down, as one male proceeds to slide his carefully lubed erection in between said fold, pointing towards the armpit. The male then continues to repeat this process, focusing on rubbing the bell of his penis against the female's axilla. It is often best for the female to have a well shaven axilla, as it can become extremely abrasive for the male genetalia.

Winston: "I say, Margaret, what say you to a randy romp of a good ol' fashioned cockpit?"

Margaret: "That sounds quit agreeable, noble sir, but I must shave my oxter, for it could become quite unagreeable with your tallywhacker."

Winston: "Indeed, then it's agreed! We shall have a cockpit after tea!"

Margaret: "Resplendant!"

by Witherton McManus January 3, 2010

Cockpire

Just like a Vampire, but instead of wanting to suck your Blood, the Cockpire just wants to suck your Cock!

That girl sitting across from us is definitely a Cockpire.

by Scooooooopp! July 28, 2008

cockfight

A contest in which two men stimulate each other sexually by masturbation or other means to see who can delay his orgasm the longest. Traditionally, the loser or his spouse(if present) gets fucked by the winner. Usually performed in front of an audience to increase the loser's humiliation.

Bart won his cockfight with Ben by making Ben cum first while everyone watched. His humiliation was complete after Bart fucked his ass and jizzed on his face while the audience jeered.

by dcnutzball December 28, 2005

cockpiece

a jewel encrested or otherwise extravagent exterior shell worn over the penis. Not a dildo.

"Hey dude check out my cockpiece."

by Metalocolypse March 21, 2007

Cockfight

Two males in competition over a watching female, both with erect penis's slap and bash them together until one goes limp. The winner gets the female, the loser goes home empty handed.

Ben and Simon both wanted to get with Amy, she couldn't decide who she wanted so made them cockfight for her affections

by dms86 October 18, 2018