Cocktraband

When a sexy strip searcher at the airport wants to see your penis.

Excuse me sir do you have any illegal cocktraband ?

Why yes, yes i do.

Bow chicka wow wow

by Djpaulydsauce April 13, 2011

Cockamazoola

Noun: The act of jacking off, and right when you're about to come, aim it straight up into the air and yell celebratorily.

I was wanking yesterday and finished with a cockamazoola. It was exhilarating, but now I have to clean up my ceiling.

by HimInMeDickIt February 21, 2010

Cockamawhacker

A cockamawhacker is a device used to sever the male reproductive organ of large, husky, 50 year old men. It utilizes a large propane torch with an electric spark igniter and a series of razer blades which arrange to form a 4" wide circle, which then is heated by the torch. You rip the pull cord as hard as possible once heated, then the blades close in rapidly to form an even smaller circle, continuosly shrinking until it closes, completely incapacitating the phallus of the victim. They usually cost around $32.

Abductor: "Do you know this is?"
Victim: "No."
Abductor: "Let me give you a demonstration. This is called a cockamawhacker."

*severs cock*

"EXTREME BRUH MOMENT!"

by Tarnished Balls May 7, 2020

cocoramies

A Brooklyn/Asian derivative describing a very cute cat or kitten. Actual origin is unknown. This word is often used to demonstrate a deep affection for a "Kitty." There really is no root for this word which presumes a plural role. Usually one would use the whole word "Cocoramies" to describe just one cat but could be used to describe several cats or "Kitties."

He's such a cocoramies, I love him so much.

Look at my cocoramies, isn't he precious.

You're such a cocoramies.

by SiskorayLeonard December 9, 2008

clickorama

Clicking on graphic

The panorama visiblly conceptualised a clickorama creating a minor drama.

by Hercolena Oliver December 28, 2008

cockamated

Out of whack, misaligned, screwed up.

Variation of the word "cockamamie".

Dave: Hey Diana, what seems to be the problem?

Diana: I can't seem to get the paper loaded in the printer the right way. My print jobs keep coming out all cockamated.

by Sleepy Woodchuck September 6, 2013

Cockamafony

A phoney front to an establush rule created to quell any objection.

Your cockamafony tempts to process my payments.

by RMatrix September 14, 2021