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warholstering cockmongerer 

A person, usually harboring ill intent, who says or does things that lead others to believe they are a Grade A prick.
Anthony- "I like mangas."

Spam- "mangaz R teh sucK!" *stomps on Anthony's mangas*

Anthony- "You warholstering cockmongerer, you..."

cockmongler

the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!
cockmongler more like grinman@
cockmongler by Zorque October 19, 2006

cockmonger 

Cock: a penis
Monger: a person who is involved with something in a petty or contemptible way (usually used in combination): a cockmonger.

A guy who trolls the internet trying to get girls to look at pictures of his penis.
TiNy2009: "Please look at my webcam I'll do anything!"
Realwoman1998: "Fuck off you dirty cockmonger!"
cockmonger by pet-selkie March 18, 2011

Cockwrangler 

One who wrangles cock's with bare hands!
You better watch out for Jennifer she sure is a cockwrangler
Cockwrangler by JohnnyDeep83 June 29, 2019

cockmongle 

(noun) Someone who mongles the cock

(noun) a word used to insult or hurt a person.
You're such a cockmongle!
cockmongle by The Akid June 24, 2009

cockmonger 

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

4.)Steve Parkin
Steve Parkin is such a cockmonger that no one will even be in the same locker room, for fear of Steve Parkin falling out of their open zipper when changing they draws!
cockmonger by The Babysat July 18, 2004