cockflation

See Dragoneer. Subset Scooter.

Dragoneer gives Scooter a massive dose of his Cockflation.

by Scooter M. September 5, 2008

black cockslap

To be hit across the cheek with an enormous black cock, sometimes equal to the force of that asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs (the one that white people make rational assumptions about and are most likely to be the recipients of suck a cockslap).

"Melvin is such a whitey, i wonder if his lifesyle would change as a result of an enormous black cockslap?"

by zac sutherland June 17, 2008

cockflopable

Adj. The likeliness that one's penis will break the barrier of the fly thus flopping out. Usually used to describe boxer shorts.

I can't wear these boxers whilst slip and sliding, they're way too cockflopable.

by Jesty May 1, 2006

cockflange

Small pieces of cock hanging off of a central cock-like edifice. It is also used by me and friends as a "shotgun" substitute as the only thing winning over a call of shotgun for procuring the prestigious front right seat in an automobile.

"You're such a cockflange"
or
"Cockflange! The front seat is mine"
"Shotgun Cabinet!"
"Darn, you win"

by Tim Snyder August 12, 2006

cockflask

A container for cocks. Something which keeps cocks warm or cool. A flask full of cocks.

Also a derogatory term for someone who has acted either inappropriately or stupidly.

You stupid cockflask.
Show us your cockflask.
I kicked her right in the cockflask.

by Cocky McFlask December 31, 2008

Cockflop

When you're running or doing other exercise, with loose fitted, or no clothes around your nether regions, so that your manhood flops.

"Man, I was in the gym yesterday, and I only had a pair of boxers under my sweatpants! Everybody was staring at my massive cockflop!"

by Gram22 December 8, 2021

bloody cockslap

When you cockslap someone, with blood on your penis.
The blood can be period blood, blood from getting circumcised, etc.

Jeremy told Sarah, " Let me bloody cockslap that ass!"

by bloodyphantomofthorns July 9, 2016