Cockwomble

An idiot of the highest degree

Why that cockwomble Neil Doncaster has sat on his arse for so long is unbelievable.

by Hairbear November 4, 2012

Cockwomble

The best insult known to man!

Don't speak to that guy, he's a complete cockwomble!

by Uncle Psychosis September 15, 2004

Cockwomble

Male-directed insult. Also describes the tendency to rummage in your underwear massaging ones genitals as if looking for litter to pick up (hence womble )

Look at that guy. He is such a cockwomble.

by Covbaby August 24, 2012

Cockwomble

Male-directed insult: An unintelligent fucktard who has an opinion and a big mouth. Bullshit spout.

Cockwomble: David Cameron is a Cockwomble

by ZegDrop December 26, 2015

Cockwomble

The literal meaning of cockwomble is someone who engages in cottaging or gay dogging type activities in public places. In general use, it seems to have lost this meaning and is typically just used as a general insult.

Wombles are fictional creatures from a 1970s British children's animation series. As the story goes, they live in a burrow under Wimbledon Common and get by collecting and recycling litter.

So if a womble is a critter that roams Wimbledon Common looking for litter, then a cockwomble is someone who roams Wimbledon Common (or other parks and public areas) looking for cock.

We decided t o leave Frank in the pub. He was being a complete cockwomble.

by divasdayoff January 2, 2016

Cockwomble

The 45th president of the United States of America.

Popularised by the people of Scotland after Donald Trump congratulated them on voting for independence (Scotland actialy voted to stay in the EU)

Shut the fuck up you great orange cockwomble

by MrsChippy1915 June 7, 2018

Cockwomble

A useless bumbling fuckwit..

He is such a cockwomble he needs to get a life..

by #1 real bitch July 11, 2016