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cockumentary

A film or other visual media, centered around pornographic imagery of a penis in action.
Wow Jenn, did you see the latest film by naughty by nature productions? No? Best cockumentary of the year.
by bigolthang October 2, 2009
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Cockumentary

A porno mock version of an actual film.
Cockumentary: Edward Penishands
by Hipz November 28, 2009
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cockument

Originally Built to commemorate the Great Fire which devastated the City of London in 1666 but i had renamed it Cockument on a night out because i chose to, so bollocks to you all.

it is aptly named by me, expert joker, daniel ghali, who amongst other things is the biggest joker on the planet probably,
"oh look there is the Cockument you fat douche-bag slag" pass me the doner kebab and a pint please..?
by Daniel Ghali September 13, 2007
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Cockumference

It's not just the length of Peter's dick that is so impressive but the cockumference, now that's truly a schlong dong.
Of course someday it will be silver.
by CanUbReal June 21, 2018
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Coocum

A coocum can be described as a very big cookie, or a normal sized one.
“Today I had a very good chocolate coocum!”
by ~PetRat~ February 16, 2021
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concumplate

the act of thinking over whether or not to forgive your significant other while he/she is giving you orgasms
I often have to concumplate whether or not to forgive Jeffrey when he becomes obstinate. Thankfully, he has a tongue like Gene Simmons.
by RK Knightly December 3, 2021
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CowCum

Referring someone to the name as cowcum, means their real name is callum. Cowcum is someone with a sometimes funny personality, however their humour dates back to 2018.
“Cowcum, nobody likes you
by Skekekeke December 10, 2021
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