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Penis Colada

The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.
her: who drank all the goddamn pineapple juice?
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.
by ElSenorDuke November 21, 2014
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These words are very special and meaningful to me *sniff* they are sung by Minatozaki Sana and Hirai Momo in alcohol-free a *sniff sniff* master piece and they always make me cry when I hear them so may these words bless your ears
my champagne😆🍾 my wine🍷🍷😋 my tequila🥃😎 margarita🍸🍸 mojito with lime🍋🍹 sweet mimosa🍹😝 pina colada 🍻
by Lily Mann June 25, 2021
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Penis Colada

Any drink that has been urinated in, ejaculated in, or had a penis inserted into it.

This magical transformation is usual done to enemies who are unaware.
Remember, you can turn any of your enemies (or friends) drinks into a Penis Colada.

I just gave that lucky asshole a penis colada!
by RBurton May 16, 2009
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pina colada

A cocktail made with pineapple juice or pineapple chunks, coconut cream, and rum. Known for its sweet, easy-drinking taste that masks a sizable alcohol content (around 2 oz of rum per drink).
Lisa made out with Chris after one too many Pina Coladas last night.
by subhuman85 November 5, 2006
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Koala Colada

An Australian alcoholic beverage educed from the innards of the koala.
Oi mate! We're almost out of koala coladas!
by $$$$$$$$$J-Money$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ December 27, 2008
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Cicada

A locust-type insect quite common in the southern United States. Some species do hibernate for seventeen years, but not all. They produce a very loud screeching sound somewhat similar to the sound of crickets but much more irritating. They typically are around all summer. They are terribly clumsy fliers; I've had several fly into my head.
The sound of the cicadas outside my window blocks out the sound of my TV.

Walking outside, the cicadas were deafening.

Cicada carcasses litter the Southern sidewalks come autumn.
by A. Nonnie Moose January 31, 2009
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Cocamafioso

Don't be such a cocamafioso! OMG u are such a cocamafioso.
by InSaNe_GaNgStA July 9, 2011
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