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the cobra

The Cobra is when a guy that is uncircumsised is getting a blow job and the person blowing gets the foreskin and using their mouth inflates the foreskin causing the wang to puff up like a cobra.
Man the bitch could blow, and to top it off she even gave me the cobra!!!
by krunchywonder May 3, 2006
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Cobra

When someone leaves a crap in the toilet without flushing. Especially when the top of the log is upright and above the water line, looking like a cobra waiting to strike. Also known as a Toilet Viper.
Some dude left a cobra in the john!
by JT15588 January 13, 2009
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COBRA!

1.The act of shouting the word "COBRA!" after performing an act of petty "crime" (Usually not even considered crime, but more of a petty annoyance), then running away as fast as you possibly can.

2.To write the word "COBRA! on something, to make its glory viewable to the entire community. Shouting the word "COBRA!" and running off is generally followed up after doing this, as the ancient ritual goes.

"COBRA!" is also sometimes described as a way of life or a state of mind by its practitioners. Inner enlightenment is said to occur to most people after successfully cobraing something, and the sudden realization has also frightened off most of the potential practitioners. Those with a high enough willpower to "COBRA!" again, often do.
"Dude, I totally COBRA!'d that kids homework."
"(After stealing all the sugar packets in Burger King) COBRA!"
by 5|v|06 February 5, 2008
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The cobra

When at the end of a first date, you go in for a kiss but the other person pulls back their head like a cobra to avoid you.
Took Jenny out on a date last night. I thought we had a great time but when i dropped her off outside her house I went in for a kiss and she pulled the cobra on me.
by Sekgr February 2, 2013
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Cobra

The 2003/2004 Cobra which is under rated at 320hp/320tq. It dynos around 360rwhp. No other car can be compared to this price wise. With only $1,000 in modifications (Pulley, Tune, Exhaust, Intake) this car will be near impossible to beat because with that combo it will be running low 11's in the quarter mile. Some people call it the "Domestic Supra" because you can have over 700rwhp without even having to mess with the engine block!
"The 03 Cobras are damn near untouchable if it's pullied"

"All other Mustangs are slow once you see how quick the 03 cobra's are"

"I just ran an 11.4 @ 120MPH with only a 2.8 pulley, exhaust, intake and custom tune"
by hissman August 6, 2005
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the cobra

Another name for a swindler or petty con artist. The origin of the word comes from McCue or "Swindles nicely" in Irish.
So, you folks headin over to the Cobra's house tonight for some Taquitos and Grey Goose?
by Snakey September 24, 2008
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The Cobra

An aggressive sex move preformed by someone on the non-receiving end of a blowjob;
After your partner cums in your mouth, bite their leg hard and spit it all out to cover the bite.
Person1: “Yea man.. Alyssa used The Cobra on me last night

Person2: “Fuuuck man are you ok?”
by Resnembaum January 13, 2019
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