cobweb cooter

A vagina that has not seen action or sex in a while

Oh that disgusting cafeteria lady is always pissed. She must have a cobweb cooter

by Ferbas January 25, 2013

cobwebian

Cobwebian is a form of speech whereby the speaker uses well known phrases as if he were coining them in present day.

A Cobwebian linguistic might say something like “I know you are but what am I?” With a glint in his eye like he just slayed a worthy opponent with his clever jab.

by TheZackmancommeth September 13, 2021

cobweb

sticky white stuff

dam, your cloths are covered in cobwebs

by invincitank October 15, 2020

Dust the cobwebs

Having sexual relations after a long period of abstinence.

I need to dust the cobwebs out soon, it's been 4 years since I've had sex.

by mybroslilsis91 January 22, 2019

cobwebs

A state of being to describe a vulva that hasn't seen any cock action for many years.

She has cobwebs in her coochie.

by Marjor E December 7, 2006

Cobwebbing

The Extremely offencive way of dumping your girlfriend involving shagging her bearback from behind then pulling out and jaffing on your own hand while symoltaniously fleming onto her back to give her the impression that you jizzed on her back and when she turns around to look at you slapping her around the face with a hand full of your own jizz before running out of the joint before she can bite your cock clean off and spit it in your face.

I just cobwebbed my girlfriend... I don't think I like her anymore

by Richard November 25, 2004

blowing the cobwebs out your muffler

The act of masterbating when it's been a while since you last have.

Aye man imma go blow the cobwebs out my muffler. Hints blowing the cobwebs out your muffler.

by Yassica June 14, 2015