Chasing Dolphins

There are a bunch of fish in the sea... Out of all of them, a man should always go for the dolphins.. or a girl that is a 10/10. But sometimes you get stuck with a tuna. (Not hot girl)

Guy 1: Hey bro, are you looking to date any girls?

Guy 2: Idk man, I'm kinda just chasing dolphins right now.

Guy 1: Alright, that's chill. Just don't get stuck with a tuna.

by RationalMan March 29, 2013

Global casino

Another term for the 'stock market'. Due to the overwhelming amount of money gambled on a daily basis at stock markets around the world, they may collectively be understood to be the 'global casino'.

Wife: Honey, could you please pick up the kids after school?

Stock Broker Husband: Not going to happen sweetie...my buds and I are all getting loaded and going to the global casino, I'll see you tomorrow.

by jesustime March 17, 2009

Ghost Cousin

Having sex with a female or male that a friend or someone you know has also had sex with.

Person 1: Aw man I was so hammered last night I slept with John Doe's ex girl friend.
Person 2: Damn, now you're John's ghost cousin.

by Fu man chu July 8, 2009

Demarcus Cousins

An emotional lesbian

"Yo you look like Demarcus Cousins right now"

by InnerTorture October 10, 2018

coochie cousins

The female equivalent of wiener cousins. Two women who have slept with the same man.

Becca: You should date my ex, he's a nice guy.
Summer: I can't. That would make us coochie cousins.

by dayglomom February 19, 2010

Cousin Oliver

a jinx played by actor Robbie Rist. Cousin Oliver was added to the cast of "The Brady Bunch" the last six episodes of the fifth season. The Brady kids thought he was a jinx because he was accident prone. Then the show was canceled. He really was a jinx.

Every time Joe shows up something bad happens. He is worse than Cousin Oliver.

by Jefgg September 21, 2013

chasing turdbeams

When someone has what they think is a genius idea but it is far from it.

Getting his Masters Degree in Business did not eradicate his lifelong talent for chasing turdbeams.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019