COL

Cat on lap. Used as your reason for not being able to do something b/c it will disturb the cat.

Wife: Honey, can you get me a soda from the fridge?
Husband: Why can't you?
Wife: I'm COL
Husband: Oh, okay.

by lucentabella May 16, 2009

COL

Cry Out Loud
Crying like a baby like turner really loud when his computer from 1980 lags.

Turner COL him self to sleep the lil raging fagget.

by i5 dren October 1, 2007

COL

Crackle out loud. Typed in reference to laughing. Similar to LOL.

Oh, my God! COL! I can't believe she is grabbing her crotch like Michael Jackson! COLCOLCOL!!

by undecidedfuture1 for psfrannie July 9, 2011

COL

Curse Out Loud, COL

like {lol} Laugh Out Loud; {COL} is used for cursing out loud in phone texts and online games to posts.

Johnny and Suzy are playing an online game. Suzy has hit a score or passed johnny to gain a great advantage in the game. Johnny would type {COL}

in text format-
A-want to go the dance?
B-i'm going with Mikey
A-COL
B-what's the matter?

by dank007 August 1, 2009

col

Chortle Out Loud

COL

by oliviarowe July 19, 2011

COL

Cranky Old Lady or Clueless Old Lady, depending on context.

I'm a COL, so get off my lawn before I call the cops!
Or: That COL never gets the point of my jokes.

by Ione-Dot November 7, 2019

col

Chuckled out Loud. For people who want to be honest about how funny something actually is, because we all know you didn't lol.

Madison: I JUST FELL OUT OF MY BED CAUSE THERE WAS A SPIDER ON MY ROOF
CHRIS: COL

by AngelOnFira April 22, 2016