clued

- stuck to an object using dried body fluids - usually semen

- usually happens to the outer labia or tip of the penis getting stuck to the underwear a few hours after masturbating or not washing the genitals after having sex.

origin

(n) cum + (n) glue

We finished our track runs and now my shirt's clued to me.

by mpeg1740 October 17, 2010

Clune

Transitive Verb:

To strike with immense force.

I'm gonna clune this guy right in the head! = Present Tense

That hockey player got absolutely cluned! = Past Tense

by bmasta420 October 17, 2010

Clunged

1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.

2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 10, 2009

Clued-in

Opposite of "Clueless."

Knowing, in the loop; in possession of the right information.

His mother thought she was Clued-in, but she really knew nothing about what the kids were doing.

by WriteNow November 23, 2009

cluedo

cluedo (to play) - a euphemism for a sexual encounter. Usually used to downplay or disguise the event to others.

"So how did you get on last night?"
"We just played a couple of games of cluedo."

by despi April 13, 2007

cloned

A term describing a multiplayer action game whereby you or your entire team were destroyed by a well coordinated assault team named clone. Being Cloned is detrimental to your gaming clan or team's image.

" oh no we just got cloned in GRAW"
or
" Great, Cloned again"

by SRT_Shadow September 19, 2006

clund

a composition of the words "clown" and "lund" (lund being the punjabi word for pussy), hence meaning clown pussy. Used as an insult and a synonym for faggot.

ex. Brijesh was such a clund when he sucked my dick last night

by mynameisbarge January 27, 2013