Clum

Cold, clotted, thickened semen or cum.

"Please, get off the bed Johnny. Your stomach hair is covered in clum."

by Trickla Bickla March 02, 2021

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I love Pennywise fanfictions, I just wan him to clum on me

by NuclearKärring December 02, 2017

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Finn came in my mouth and his cum was clummy.

by Clumy plum May 06, 2021

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Slang for the lube that helps semen navigate the sperm ducts, used in slang to indicate that a individual is not created from semen, but from clum

Person 1 “Lil mar talking to another homeless lady”
Person 2 “Man that guy is a clum baby”

by Yugoose December 02, 2024

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When you’re a clown and you cum

“Oh fuck i’m gonna CLUM” - chuckles the clown

by chucklestheclummer August 06, 2022

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The word used to describe when your best friend looks obese at a party

"CLUM!... Your lookin a bit fat mate."

by Arquebus August 22, 2023

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An obnoxious idiot who is constantly jagging into things, spilling things and being an all round fuckup. WARNING ⚠️ do not fuck a clum!

Jerry: Jesus Kevin, this is a threesome not an orgy you clum!

Susan:Kerry is such a dumb clum, she walked right into a tree.

by Agatha Vontrapp August 26, 2018

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