Clownhooker

v. To drive by a group of prostitutes and throw fruit at them.

These aplles are rotten, lets use them to clownhooker some hoes.

by JSA1 September 19, 2007

clowndick

Pubic hairs that resemble a full head of hair on a clown usually used to tease a red haired kid.

Louie is such a clowndick.

Brandon don't talk you clowndick!

by dolan14 October 22, 2008

Clothcock

When the cloth from your underwear gets stuck under your penis or foreskin

Eg: shit bro I've bought some new boxer briefs and they're giving me clothcock

by James chargles August 1, 2020

corncock

The penis of a gay man. Also known as "peanutcock".

Gee-willickers Bubba did you by any chance have corn for dinner last night?

by Phill Mc Crack'n May 26, 2004

Concockssion

A concussion caused by a blow to the head or face by a penis. There are three grades of concockssion. Grade I: confusion but no loss of consciousness. Grade II: post dramatic amnesia, long enough to preform something unwanted to your partner. Grade III: any lose of consciousness.

-"How'd you get that T.V.?"
-"I gave that cougar last night a grade III concockssion and stole it."

by fatchickstryharder March 9, 2011

clownback

If someone says "clown on you" to you and you say "clown on you" back that's called a clownback. Typically there's a "No clownbacks" rule so if you clownback you'll probably get an angry "No clownbacks!" response

John : Hey Jim, clown on you!
Jim : Well, clown on you John!
Dave : No clownbacks asshole

by zylogz80 March 15, 2010

concocktion

A concocktion is when you make a drink with your dick. Or when your cum and your partners' saliva or any bodily juices engage

"Hey don't drink that. That's one of Harold's concocktions"

by oiufvbnm May 21, 2018