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Clout Chaser

A person who hangs out or talks to someone because of how popular they are.
Don't talk to that guy he's just a clout chaser
by IamJew March 23, 2017
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Cloudsmacker

1. An award winning strain of Medical Marijuana that gives a powerful feeling of soaring into, then getting smacked by the clouds. (OG x Jillybean) 2. An overachiever. 3. A successful person, that pushes past limits and reaches for success. Overachiever Champion Winner victor titleholder conqueror champ perfectionist OG
1. Cloudsmacker is amazing, she is my favorite. 2.That guy is a champion, a real " Cloudsmacker".
by Chasing Amazing May 17, 2020
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clouds in my coffee

This expression was used in the 1972 Carly Simon song, "You're So Vain." To understand the meaning, it is helpful to read the full lyrics of the song. Prior to the refrain, the lyric "And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and..."

What was it that Simon was dreaming about? The prospect of a relationship with subject of the verse. The lyrics were written about someone after the end of a relationship, several years afterward, in fact. Simon laments that a relationship was, is, and will continue to be made impossible by the deep character flaws of the subject, most prominently, their vanity.

Understanding this, 'clouds in my coffee' refers to a metaphorical distortion or illusion. Coffee is black, clouds are white and have patterns. When one sees such things reflected in the surface of a liquid, they are readily identifiable as illusion. In matters of love, illusions are more difficult to discern.

Simon expresses her lament that her belief in a future with this shallow individual was illusory and that it was an illusion shared over the years by several other women, followed by the statement that the subject WOULD think the song was about them, a statement made ironic by the fact the song really is about them as, for once, they would be arriving at a correct conclusion even if for the wrong reasons.
As a simile: "I thought I saw an oasis, but it was a mirage, like clouds in coffee."

As a metaphor: "My dream was to be a movie star, but after many years of failure came to realize that I was seeing clouds in my coffee."
by DavidAndreaWilliamCarly<3 December 22, 2021
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cloudstates

10th place 😔
we better not pull another cloudstates this season
by aanonyymous March 16, 2022
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Girl Clout

The automatic clout which females gain for being female, most particular when interacting with men online, especially neckbeards and white knights. Often seen in situations where girls gain positions of power in internet forums or video game groups over a short space of time by sucking up to owners or leaders.
Person A: Goddamn, that Leah bitch joined a week ago and she's a moderator already? What the fuck?
Person B: It's Girl Clout I tell you. Every fuckin' time.
by thisis9 November 20, 2017
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Clout Chaser

A person who dates, talks about, or hangs around one who is very popular just to make them look better. These people typically have no life and want to look cool by others.
Emily doesn’t even like Brad, she just dates him because he’s on the basketball team and makes her look better. He’s actually not her type, he’s corny, ugly, and has no swag. Ugh She’s such a clout chaser.
by LegitLife23 June 27, 2018
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Clout Marriage

When two people get married (ussaly influencers or random people on tik tok to prove a point) just to boost their clout on social media or views. These clout marriages usually end in divorce after a few days or at least with in the year.
Tana mogo and Jake Paul had a clout marriage and then got divorce.

David Dobbrik married Jason Nash’s mom for a YouTube video for views.
by Sashaslayyer3000 May 27, 2020
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