closter

A harrible town where everybody drinks and smokes excessivly.

That pot head must be from Closter

by Don Juan April 5, 2005

closterfuck

Scumbag, big shit refering objects.

That car is a closterfuck

by XmaxGG October 28, 2015

clusternating

The act of dealing with and switching from one clusterfuck to another

I spent the whole day clusternating

by Raben December 12, 2017

Clostro

Clos-tro: Fear of being trapped in small spaces. The slang for "clostrophobia".

Billy couldn't find the exit sign in the movie theatre. So he freaked the hell out and his date called him out in front of the theatre by giving Billy a new nickname, "clostro".

by Misshudson June 13, 2005

closterbrobic

The uncomfortable feeling created in a situation, usually a social gathering involving alcohol, where there is an excess of "bro's" to an uncomfortable extent.

So yeah, I was at the Delt party but I just got too closterbrobic and had to split.

by Nobro1 August 7, 2009

closter

A sweet fuckin town!!!!!! here you can get almost anything if you know the right ppl. basically a town filled with rich kids
who have nuthin better to do then party nd smoke up nd get fucked up. its the place to go when you wanna chill and meet ppl nd do almost anything. its the place to go when you live nearby cuz you'll have the time of your life!!!! by far one of the greatest towns ever. we got hott gurls, rich kids, big houses, and the best parties.

closter is the best fuckin town ever pplz

by camelz July 18, 2006

Clostroblumpkin

Getting a blumpkin in a confined space, such as an airplane bathroom, or motor home. It requires the giver to be VERY flexible, like a gymnast.

Lance was prepared for his flight to suck, until Lisa offered to go in the back and give him a mile high clostroblumpkin.

by kenny blankenship October 27, 2006