Cuomosexual

Someone who is sexually excited by the idea of being aggressively sexual harassed.

The cuomosexual thought day and night about being pinned to a wall, kissed and fondled, trembling in fear.

by pornstitute June 21, 2022

clopsexual

Someone attracted to ponies, specifically MLP.

Did you here about Brian?
Yeah, I can't believe he's a clopsexual.

by Just Me12 September 19, 2016

CoMosexual

Someone who actually goes to CoMo to study

Why do you have to go to CoMo?
Because I am a CoMosexual, Kevin!

by Devin P February 9, 2007

CoMoSexual

Majority of the population of Columbia, Missouri, after showing immense respect and support for Openly Gay NFL Player Michael Sam.

Mom: "You should go to the University of Missouri!"
High School Senior: "Mom, you know I cant go to college in a town of CoMoSexuals!!!"
Mom: "Oh yes, you're right. That town is FULL of CoMoSexuals!"
High School Senior: "If only Mizzou wasn't in Columbia, Missouri! Then there would be no CoMoSexuals!"

by CoMoSexual Bandit February 23, 2014

complexuality

A meatier substance than just sexuality. Involves the whole kit and caboodle, not just mere label of orientation. A good noun for defining the "intellectual you," because anyone is more than just gay or straight.

He writes songs that are so moving, they've actually redefined how I live my life. He's also a great chef. Doesn't hurt that he's pretty attractive, too. What an enticing complexuality he has!

by GTGTGT August 26, 2011

Cuomosexual

Someone, usually of high social status, who uses their position of power to sexually harass coworkers.

Three requirements of attaining public office include being male, suckling the teet of big tech, and being a cuomosexual.

by Ziggy BlacknWhite March 12, 2021

Clonosexual

To have sex with ones clone.

Ben: I wonder if any of those guys in the clone army had sex with one another?
Sido-Dyas: Yeah that would make them a bunch of clonosexuals.

by WankerB December 14, 2013