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Pussy Clogger

Everybody is familiar with the term "cock blocker" - a person that prevents a man from fullfilling his sexual desires with a woman.

A "pussy clogger" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a man.
A pussy clogger is usually found at social events such as bars or fraternity parties that are frequented by young coeds. The pussy can be clogged through a variety of mechanisms. Most famously, the "I`m tired, let`s go home" girl. Or even worse, the "Let`s go eat pizza and puke it up" girl. Or the "I drank too much vodka, please hold my pony tail back as I vomit" girl. Or the horrible, "I`m going to sit in the corner and watch you with a snide, critical eye that really masks my burning jealously and makes you feel self consious" girl.
by BT aka Tweekmaster 2000 August 15, 2006
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niggernogger asshole clogger

A black filipino dwarf agressively ramming random objects into ones anus or anal cavity
Wow man i ordered a niggernogger asshole clogger and i can still feel the gerbal from tuesday squirming around up there
by nnac May 30, 2017
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Indonesian ass clogger

When a woman has diarrhea, and you try to stop the flow with your penis.
I did the Indonesian ass clogger on my girlfriend last night.

This was thought up by my friend Benson.
by MHO April 13, 2013
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Cali Clogger

What you call someone traveling from California to another state and leaves a massive shit in the toilet in your hotel that you can’t flush no matter how hard you try.
Dude you should’ve seen what I left in the toilet in NY... let’s just say they’ll never forget the Cali Clogger!
by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020
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Log Clogger

(1) Fecal excrement of such abnormally large girth that it is (or would be) unable to be eliminated by the flushing mechanism.

(2) Large bowel movement that overwhelms the capabilities of modern plumbing. May or may not be the size of the hole in the toilet.
Michelle dropped the old log clogger at Sarah's apartment and she had to have her septic system reinstalled

You call that a log clogger man? I have thicker dumps that that after a week of eating split pea soup.
by Tom and Michelle May 22, 2008
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Cloggerhead Hurdle

Stealthy and rapidly exiting a public restroom after plugging the toilet with a massive B.M.
Although I feel badly for the janitor, I had no choice but to cloggerhead hurdle out of the Macy's restroom, as there was no plunger available.
by Hugh Jerrickson October 26, 2011
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cloggernaut

What you call yourself for clogging multiple toilets with your shits during your travels. A pun on the Marvel villain Juggernaut.
Man, when i was traveling all over the country, i did some large cloggers in many a hotel toilet. I am the Cloggernaut!
by LonePooper May 3, 2018
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