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The Clingon

The clingon, or in select native tongues The Star Trek is a sexual intercourse move where you form the clingon symbol with your hand which means live long and prosper, you insert two fingers in the vagina and two in the anus, with the thumb left over too massage the clit.

This move was created in the early days of a straight mans life, where he saught vagina and looked at intercourse in a different way than most, an intercourse where fingers can get stinky and pooie. Where there was no fear of anus tearing. Where the black man will not be discrimated against. Where a person can be clingoned, if there coloured or not.. "Black people cannot and will not become integrated into American society on any terms but those of self-determination and autonomy." - Gerda Lerner
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by capt b-sauce August 4, 2009
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clingon

a woman who swings from one guy to another, hence cling-on.
Carey broke up with Matt and then started dating Mike the next day, she's a clingon
by mccrary March 3, 2004
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Clingburr

verb: to cling to someone with your legs wrapped around their waist and your arms around their neck. Works both from behind or from the front. Most often done in water settings like in a pool.

Word used often in a singular connotation, rather than in a sentence, while doing the action.
*Clingburr*
The girl decided to clingburr him in mid stride as he walked towards the deep end.
by Namea April 19, 2009
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Clingon

A needy person who texts you way too many times to the point of psychotic behavior. These people will also call your cell phone, home, place of employment and will block their number hoping you will answer them. They won't take "no" for an answer and rationalize their needy behavior.
You go to the movies with a friend and you tell your boyfriend or girlfriend. When you get out of the movie, you check your phone and there are 5 missed calls and 15 text messages.

Your friend sees this and says "Omg we were only at the movies for 2 hours. He's such a Clingon!"
by Catastr0fc September 30, 2013
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clingworm

When you have so much ringworm, even make up clings to your face
OMFG I NEVER KNEW HE/SHE HAD CLINGWORM!!

(Person 1) Wow he/she has a major case of clingworm
(Person 2) Yeah I heard thats the reason they dont wear make up
by wowowow32 May 2, 2008
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clingon

peace of shit that resembles piles (hemeroids).
one you shit, one you shove
thats a big pile, OH its shit!
by Kamron May 11, 2003
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clingball

a friend/ person that thinks they're your friend, that acts clingy all the time, or always wants to talk to you.
man that bitch wont stop texxtin me!

shiiit.. she's a clingball fer sure.
by oiiiioiiiiicanadianehh September 20, 2009
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