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Caillou

Caillou is a little bald head ass dickhead that i used to watch when i was young asf. Caillou was on the OG Network Treehouse and Teletoon all that shit if he wasn’t i don’t even know it was a long ass damn time i watched this circle head shit. According to my calculations wtf am i saying i just searched this dumb shit on Google Wikipedia this little boy is 4 years old. And you maybe Caillou lovers are probably like why are you insulting Caillou, What did he to do you, Why are you mean to him and that bs. This dude is a straight up whiner i don’t know if i typed that right but you know what i mean this guy whines about every single shit let me tell you what i mean. I’m actually not gonna tell y’all what episode and what season cause as i said it’s been a long time i didn’t watch this dumb shit but i remember what happend and i’m sure you will too. Ok, he was in the bathroom playing with his toys i think then his dad walked in he told him something about "We’re not going to the circus today, we are going tomorrow". Probably it wasn’t the circus it was maybe the Theaters or the zoo i don’t know, he said that then this mf kid starts crying like a baby i mean like he said tomorrow he didn’t say in 1 week or in 1 month or in 1 year, he said tomorrow and then started crying like a little bitch. My point is that when i have kids i won’t make them watch that ridiculous dumb ass bs.
Mother: Do you wanna watch Caillou?
Baby: Who is that bald guy?
by TSM_AK February 1, 2018
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keep it chill

A parting tagline inferring to maintain one's current level of 'coolness' or scenester status.
Hey, thanks for the drink man - I'll catch you later, keep it chill.
by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007
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Caillou

If brain cancer was a TV show for kids, this would be it.
It is with a heavy heart that we announce the passing of Your Sanity after its three-minute long battle with Caillou.
by bassistheplace246 July 18, 2018
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CAILLOU

A LITTLE SHIT THAT ALWAYS GOES AROUND SAYING 'MOMMY I WANT THIS' OR'DADDY TAKE ME TO TDA CIRCUS OR ILL RAPE YA'. ALSO HE HAS CANCER AND HIS PARENTS AND ROSIE PUT UP WITH HIS SHIT CUZ THEY KNOW THAT THEY`LL SOON BE THREE. THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT LIKE HIM ARE... OH. IT SEEMS THAT NO ONE LIKES HIM. HE CALLS HIS TANTRUMS 'WHEN HES HAD ENOUGH' BUT REALLY ITS 'WHEN HES BEING A DOUCHE'. ALSO, HE HAS A WHINY VOICE AND AN UGLY BODY CUZ EVEN HIS BODY KNOWS HE DOESN`T DESERVE TO HAVE BASIC HUMAN FEATURES.
OMG ITS CAILLOU! IF YOU TELL HIM THAT YOU HAVEN`Y BOUGHT HIM A PRESENT, HELL SCREAM AND KICK AND FORCE YOU TO PAY 100$ TO BUY SHIT!
by Frak67854 June 28, 2018
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still chill

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'still chill still chill still still chill'
by frxxxeya January 9, 2019
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be more chill

a musical where it's okay to vore a computer, abandon your only friend who's very gay, and cheat on your girlfriend as long as you end up popular and get the girl you wanted. but oops! remember that computer you vored. yeah. now it's kinda evil. remember that gay friend you abandoned? he has the only known cure mtn dew red (don't question it). in the end you get the girl and you learned nothing. GOOD JOB!
Jason: are you listening to be more chill?
Preston: yeah.

Jason: you know hamiltons better right?
Preston: FUCK OFF! I WILL PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU!
by (is trash) March 28, 2018
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Caillou

A little piece of flaming slowly dying SHIT i mean why tf would anybody watch this SHIT
Person1: Hi caillou

Caillou: *SCREAMS* ITS NOT HI ITS HELLO WTF
by KentuckyFriedDwarf July 20, 2018
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