Another word for red neck or hick. Derived from the popular TV series The Simpsons, a cleetus or cleet is a country bumpkin who is below average intelligence. Can be recognised wearing armless t-shirts and possibly sporting a mullet.
Put your top back on you look like a right cleet.
Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
Look at that cleetus' van, like something straight out of Dukes of Hazzard.
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Get the Chewthirty mug.When you cum in between a girls toes before a sporting event and she walks around with your cum still in between her toes. Creating dirty cleats
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by Ottovan March 4, 2009
Get the The Clertin mug.An "old soul". Always someone you can depend on, and as honest as they come. Also "Cletes" are some of the luckiest humans on earth, they should play the lottery, go to vegas, or enter as many drawings as possible because they always win.
"That bastard is the luckiest guy on earth winnning the lottery, he had to asked clete to give him the winning numbers, cheating bastard"
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Get the Clete mug.Film Directors who direct their cameras to catch the cleavage of women in their movies as a cheap trick to attract adolescent audience. I coined this word by lifting up a portion of the word kleptomaniac
Raj Kapoor the famous Indian Film actor and director could be called as cleftomaniac since most of his heroines are remembered by their busts instead of by their faces
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