Beaver Cleaver

1...Theodore Cleaver 2...A Vagina with the last name, Cleaver.

In the 1960s an actor by the name of Jerry Mathers played the character "Beaver Cleaver", in the iconic TV show "Leave it to Beaver". Although young Mathers was an adorable little boy, the adult Mathers looks like a damn fool! Same goes for the kid on"two and a half men". As a matter of fact, Luke on "Modern Family" looks like a dickhead now, he is no longer near cute anymore. This happens on a lot of TV shows when the kid grows up. Same in real life also. Someone should define this phenomenon.

by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

dirty cleaver

the act of rubbing one's erection between the spread buttocks of your partner after having ejaculated between them.

"After giving her a good reaming, Brock spread her cheeks and splooged between them gave himself a dirty cleaver fro her to clean up...the Dude' got coolatude!

by Gummer Stumps October 20, 2010

cleaverage

to get leverage in any situation with one's cleavage

woman: "oh my god, that was easy getting my husband to take out the garbage. All i needed was a little cleaverage

by Trevor Green August 16, 2008

two in the beaver one in the cleaver

The act of inserting two fingers (usually the first and second finger)into the females vagina and also inserting the pinky finger into the woman's anus.

Last night i stuck two in the beaver one in the cleaver, it was great!!!

by Goldilox May 30, 2006

Cleaveball

Noun- The act of playing basketball with cleavage.

Today, we played cleaveball with Ashley.

by DevinSonn September 9, 2009

cleaves

Another name from a girls breasts.

Look at the cleaves on that girl over there.

by lilokins January 9, 2008

Cleave Bridge

When your going across a bridge, and you look down and see girls cleavage

At the mall
"Oh dude this is a good cleave bridge, i can almost see that girls nipples!"

by Dr. Cleavage May 10, 2010