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Colon Cleanser

Craft some anal beads with mentos and insert them up your ass, after about 20 mentos in length roll onto your back and prop your ass into the air; empty a 591mL bottle of diet coke into your rectum. This stimulates pleasure receptors with a bubbly sensation.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me give her anal so I got my revenge with a colon cleanser.
by Poutine Pirate May 1, 2010
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Cleared

(adj) To be speechless for an extended period of time in result of a direct verbal attack.
Damn, that bitch just got cleared.
by Grant Burnes March 1, 2009
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Cleaner Beaner

A person who cleans your house that is of Hispanic ancestry. Generally female but can be male. For a male example, see the movie The Birdcage. May be paid for their services in either US Dollar or tacos. If paying in tacos you must tip in salsa.
Damn bro, I just took a nasty shit. I gotta call the cleaner beaner to shine up my porcelain throne.
by Mount Shasta January 10, 2008
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cease and desist

when a large corporation contacts you with the direct instructions to stop doing something and not do it again. generally because they have legal rights to object you are copying or distributing.
letters sent to suprnova.org and many other bit torrent sites hosting torrents of copyrighted material.
by bigposerhead February 7, 2005
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cleaveland

to describe a woman's cleavage, an area that reveals a woman's breats.
look at that trick tryin to be cute wit her cleaveland all out!
by Deelicious May 13, 2005
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cleavesdropping

Positioning oneself so close to a female or group of females, that you can actually peer deep down into their cleavage!
Last night we were clubbing and cleavesdropping all the fine women sporting hot summer tees. So fine!
by Mozie1960 June 13, 2008
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plate cleaner

someone who is ultimately big and finishes every meal that is given to them. if they do this then they are defiantly a pure red paint beast with hall of fame plate cleaner and hall of fame fridge protector
yooo Josepi this chick just snapped me and i left her on opened because she is max weight pure red hall of fame plate cleaner
by JucksonLillard February 6, 2023
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