Clayted

The act of ejaculating on someone's face. A very pleasurable experience some would say!

"My boyfriend clayted me last night"
"Oh was it good"
"Yes, the jizz running down my face was very pleasurable"

by SexPistol December 16, 2008

Claybating

Masturbating to the thought, image, or works of 19th century American politician Henry Clay

Guy 1: Man I just read a History book and I have the massive urge to masturbate to Henry Clay

Guy 2: You mean you're going to Claybate?

Guy1: Ya dude I love Claybating!

by neman November 21, 2010

clabert

A unit of measure commonly used in the amount of urine a goats bladder will hold.

I drank a gallon of water or 5 claberts.

by Grundle the Moob October 15, 2013

clayey

When your hands have clay on them

My hands are very clayey

by Mr.Bek February 24, 2022

Claybonus

When you're a black, muscular newsman who regularly has threesomes with white women and Patrick Stewart. Zeus himself granted Claybonus the ability to sense the aura of all women within a 100 mile radius, and based on this aura, automatically scale their hotness on a scale of 1-10. He also has an awesome cam show, in which he shares his problems and wisdom with the world. Some say Claybonus has the ability to jack off with his pants on. There is an ancient prophosy, that one day Claybonus will find out the horrible secret of his lineage and transform into the villainous Darth Jacker. Scourge of the universe and the light side of the force.

"Yo man, last night I saw Claybonus having a foursome with Jessica Alba, Megan Fox, and Patrick Stewart. Shit was so cash."

by Homer's philosophy January 17, 2009

Clayden

A term generally given to the rightfully claimed ruler of the entire world. If accompanied with the name Adam, a new world order is automatically declared.

The people prayed for a true Emperor... Thus Clayden came down to Earth.

by awesomeultima December 7, 2010

Clayburn

Clayburn is a hard name to define. This person is incredible. A very nice person with an amazing heart. One you can REALLY count on. Fun-loving. He has his own unique style. Someone you can always have fun with. Someone who makes you better when you're feeling down. He's someone you can talk to about anything. The Best Friend anyone can ever have. He will guide you when you make mistakes and make you a better person. This person can brighten up your entire day. A definite catch. Never let go of a Clayburn. He makes you feel special. And makes your life worthwhile. He's one-of-a-kind. A total surprise. And a complete package. He is A Dream Come True!!!

I love MY Clayburn!!

by Clayzy's Baby April 22, 2011