Claudia

This girl is truly special, a diamond in the rough. I can't let her go. I want her to love me forever.

Guy1: Check out Claudia
Guy2: I want her
Guy1: Go get her before anyone else claims her

by guyzguy November 30, 2011

dirty claudia

Ew that's my moms names

Don't you dare typing dirty Claudia again, Claudia is my mom

by That'sMyMother May 5, 2020

claudia

claudia is a popular, crazy girl who has many friends but only few close ones. she tries to avoid fights of any sorts. she has a cool personality, is easy going but may be a bit quick-tempered at times.

'who did u go with to watch that movie?'
'oh, claudia. she is my really cool and funny friend'

by conline April 5, 2017

Claudia

Claudia’s are the most beautiful people in the world. They are very optimistic and always happy. Claudia’s have the most pretty eyes. Their hair is long and their face is always shining ! Claudia’s are very neat and love to be clean. Their room is always organized and they love to make lists. While Claudia’s may seem like they are confident but often have a low self- esteem. They are people you can trust and will always give you great advice. Even though they have been hurt, they always have a smile on their face. If your girlfriend is a Claudia make sure you gift her stuffed animals and are always loyal to her because they are one of a kind!

Him: wow who is she?

Friend: that’s Claudia, her eyes are so beautiful!
Him: man, what can I do for her to notice me?

by Ross.erick April 12, 2019

Claudia

SHE IS HEAD- TO-TOE STUNNING. AND HAS ALL THE RIGHT JUNK IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES. IF YOU KNOW HER YOU ARE FUCKING LUCKY AS SHE WILL BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO YOU CAN TALK TO ABOUT ANYTHING AND KEEPS YOUR DEEPEST SECRETS. AT TIMES SHE GET A BIT INSECURE ;) BUT MOST OF THE TIME SHE I DOWN RIGHT CRAZY AND IS THE PERSON YOU WANT AT THE CLUB DANCING THE NIGHT AWAY. BUT I MUST WARN YOU IF YOU GET IN THE WAY OF A CLAUDIA'S MAN THAN YOU BETTER RUN FAR AND FAST! THE BOYS WONT STOP STARING AT HER SO IF YOU WANT HER YOU BETTER GET THERE QUICK AS SHE DESERVES THE BEST! SHE IS THE BESTEST FRIEND ANYONE CAN EVER HAVE AND DONT FORGET THOSE FLEEKY EYEBROWS 😜

Claudia is so bloody sunning I want everything she has

by Definitely true xx April 29, 2017

Chlamydia

"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.

one of my friends didn't have her guy tested before they fucked and now she's got Chlamydia. It sucks so bad...

by Kobren June 20, 2006

ClaMedia

Having one's clam exposed in the media.

Britney left in a hurry, neglecting to put on her Magic Underwear. As she exited the limo, the paparazzi exposed her to ClaMedia, causing an epidemic of Mormon Crotch at BYU.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 16, 2008