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Jean Claude van Deuce

The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.
Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.
by Jean Claude van deuce February 6, 2019
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Jean Claudio

Name of the only badass motherfucker that managed to beat off Chuck Norris and dickslaped more hos than Tiger Woods!
Dude, Jean Claudio just killed Chuck Norrys with a shadowkick to the head and banged all of the Kardashians a the same time! Even the dog!
by Sixkiller February 10, 2010
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Claudia

Amazing person. A girl who is very liked and popular. She's very close with who she trusts. Ttypically very fair-skinned. Claudias are extremely pretty girls. They have the most beautiful eyes in the world. While they are very beautiful, they are also extremely insecure. Especially about their weight. While this is untrue and they are typically not fat at all, they can take things to the extreme and go overboard when they want something. They love to laugh, and are very funny people. They are the life of a party and are crazy dancers. Claudias may seem outgoing but they always have a shy side. They rarely cry, or get overly upset. They may seem perfectly calm at times, but there is a lot more going on than what meets the eye. However, in most situations, they will be the loudest, funniest, craziest people in the group. They won't be afraid to say what they think of you, and they won't say no to a dare. It's hard to stay mad at a Claudia, but be careful what you say to her, because she doesn't forget things easily. When you lose her trust it's hard to get it all the way back. Claudias are usually single. They are outrageous flirts, but truly always care about one special guy. He'll be on her mind forever, but she'll always have doubts. Whether you've only met her for five minutes, or known her forever, a Claudia is a girl you'll love forever.
"Man, who's that crazy girl over there partying?"
"Oh, I don't know, but she sure looks like a Claudia!"
by ExcuseMeI'mSpeaking45 December 21, 2012
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Claudia

Claudia is all things to all people and a her greatest mission is to be a blessing and make a difference in any which way she can. An independant and free spirit she causes a whirlwind of chaos where ever she goes. Don't blink cos she will be gone in a flash. Here today, gone tomorrow. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to loose. Allergic to negativity and drawn to positivity. She is her happiest and one with the world she is dancing. Music is life and God is a dj. She is sensitive and craves honesty. She fears nothing but fear itself. Claudia holds loyalty above all else. She has your back to infinity and beyond beyond. A smile costs nothing and with love anything is possible. Peace, love, unity, respect. Thank you for having me. Let's party!
You say jump i say how high. No rules. Lekker to be lekker when your lekker. Talk the talk. Walk the walk. Thank you for listening. Now you see me now you dont. Sleep when your dead. If its too loud, too fast your too old. Only when you are left with nothing are you thankful for everything. As you were. What's not to like? With Claudia on your side the world is a groovy place.
by sunshineC September 12, 2012
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Sabrina Claudio

An R&B goddess who got noticed for her singles like Runnin' thru lovers and Unravel me in 2017.
Have you heard Sabrina Claudio's new single with Whale?
by claudio.babyyyy June 20, 2019
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Claudine

Claudine is a wonderful,graceful, yet agressive name. She is like a sour patch kid. First sour when you meet them. But once you get to know her, she turns sweet! Get close to her and she'll be by your back. Claudines have very good sence of memory. Sometimes too good to blackmail you, but just to make fun of you. They're very funny and hyper. Lots of them love skittles. Sometimes a little too much. Claudines are very inteligent and nerdy.
Girl : Have you seen Claudine? Shes very mean!

Girl2 : Yeah, but if you get to know her better then i bet you would take that back.
by Assilemoo. October 7, 2011
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claudespot

A claudespot is the most comfortable place you can be at or sit at of all alternatives given.
- This seat is so uncomfortable, mate!
- Well I got the claudespot in the couch!
by walkingtrauma August 6, 2010
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