Claude Speed

The name of the character in Grand Theft Auto 2 and Grand Theft Auto 3. He is the main protagonist of each game, and is a badass. That is why he is the best character in any game. He is a mute motherfucker who wears a badass black leather jacket, green cargo pants, and blue and white badass kicks. He owns any fucker who gets in his way. And if you are even compared to him, you are the ultimate badass.

That nigga blew up that building, just like Claude Speed. What a badass.

by Scottendo June 17, 2006

Sexy Claud

Sexy Claud McCool

The coolest 13 year old guy who ever lived. He gets all the ladies and everyone wants a piece of him.
With his rainbow spiked hair and cocky charm, who could resist him?
He has his own comic strip and has a sexy future ahead of him.
All hail S.C.

Sexy Claud: Hey baby *pinches ass*
Girl: *Slaps*
Sexy Claud: She wants me

by xAnne June 8, 2010

Claude Balls

(n. proper) Acclaimed writer of the famous epochal novel The Tiger's Revenge. Born 11 AD as Harry Balzonia. Died 1983 of a terrible safari accident.

Harry Balzonia was a failed writer looking for a fitting pseudonym; that is, until he wrote The Tiger's Revenge and soon became known as Claude Balls.

by John the Mick June 11, 2006

Claude Giroux

Forward for the Philadelphia Flyers. Man of a Million Moves. Rapes everyone on the ice. He even once ate a kodiak bear with all three of his hands tied behind his back.

Claude Giroux had two goals and two assists against the Senators. He fucking raped that team raw

by LayneStaleyisGod March 11, 2011

Marie-Claude

Marie-Claude is a wonderful, a caring and a super nice person. If you have one in your life, you’re pretty lucky and make sure she stays close to you. She’ll always have your back no matter what.

Person 1 : I accidentally dropped a paint jar in the class and Marie-Claude helped me get out of it.
Person 2 : Really?! Wow! I really need a Marie-Claude like yours!

by lolzies13 May 20, 2019

Claude moment

To be in a chatroom, but not speaking. Originated by ClaudeMan in davedays chat. http://davedays.com/?page_id=24 Usually without warning (no brb or ttyl).

Katie_is_hardcore:Why isn't Claude talking?
ashrocks20:He never talks for more than 5 minutes.
Katie_is_hardcore:Claude moment!
DoodlePook/Poke: Thats ribbish!
Katie_is_hardcore: hehehhehehehe
Desolate: wth???
Katie_is_hadcore: inside joke
Bella_Cullen(Jazzy): OMG EDWARD IS SO HOT
Katie_is_hardcore: *drools* Jassssperrrr
JAKE: Ikr? Jasper's so hot.

by Katie_is_hardcore December 15, 2008

Sweet Claude

One who is goofy and generally just acts like a goon

Jay is a Sweet Claude

by Swwets December 17, 2008