Clarance

Clarance is A funny person who makes your laugh when your in a bad mood.If a Clarance gets mad at you their just playing around.If your friends with a Clarance they love you so much!!

"Why are you so happy". "Oh Clarance made me happy"

by Salinanaani December 28, 2019

post-cum clarity

After a pitful wank to pass the time, the wanker finds himself overcome with utter clarity with the world around him. Having just sprayed his wild oats all over the inside of his uderwear his judgement is no longer clouded by the need for sexual arousel, and thus he sees the world as it actually is.

Einstien worked out E=Mc squared in a haze of post-cum clarity

by Fank Garrett August 13, 2011

Mid Nut Clarity

In the middle of busting a nut, you are struck with clarity and the realization of what you are doing and suddenly stop.

The Boys: How was your nut?
Josh: Sorry boys I couldn’t do it Mid Nut Clarity just hit me.

by MarcusDan34 September 11, 2020

Clara

Clara is a beautiful amazing girl. She has the most pretty eyes and will make your day just by talking to you. She will make you smile the second you see her beautiful face. She gives the warmest hugs and kisses. She’s also the best girlfriend any man could ask for

Clara walks into the restraunt

Every guy at the restaurant: “wow that girls beautiful

by Clara’s boyfriend June 16, 2019

Clara

Claras are smart, beautiful, and are great friends. Claras have the most beautiful eyes and have great hair. claras always look amazing and whenever you need her she's there for you. She's also the one to start a party up. She's easy to talk to and because of that she's got a lot of friends. Clara will be your good friend for a long time.

"Dammnn is that clara over there? I heard she's as beautiful as a goddess"

by Eliseyy113 February 25, 2015

Clarette

-Came from a french word. People with this name have a deep inner desire to inspire others in a higher cause, and to share their own strongly held views on spiritual matters.
-A name for the nicest, sexiest, best girl you'll ever get to meet.
-Has a great personality and can make you smile everyday. Once you get to meet this girl, you will never want to let her go.

Guy: Hey! is your name Clarette?
Girl: Yes, how did you know?
Guy: Because whenever i see you, you make my heart smile.

by lilydictionary August 19, 2013

Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

by pepargajeb November 10, 2020