Crapstache

The residue of poo left above the upper lip where a regular mustache would be located. The 'crapstache' can appear after an individual gives the bung tung to another individual. It can also appear after someone rubs his or her lip after wiping poo with his/her hand.

After a night on the town, Phillip spend the night with a ho fo sho. He awoke the next morning with a crapstache.

by Yubaldo April 9, 2008

ClassTax

A higher from of allocatable income and expense preparation.

Your return should be prepared with the greatest care possible, a higher class of preparation, classtax.

by ClassTax February 3, 2010

Chapstache

A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

by HollowShell September 22, 2011

chapstatic

The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.

Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic

by Totesmagotes June 19, 2015

clastaranophobia

the act of being mean to people

Abel: suck my dick

Stan twt: Abel is clastaranophobic. He’s cancelled, can’t believe he’d do such a thing. clastaranophobia is a real issue

by abel4life June 6, 2021

Capstar

He is a capstar and chats more bs than jay from the inbetweeners. He is also known for his swimming, with lengs already claimed. His swimming is claimed to be more lethal than J-shaws leg breaks.

‘He caps more than Ollie’
‘Need swimming lessons, see Ollie’

Capstar is someone who is no use

by surface area June 20, 2021

Capstan

Rubbish, No good, Crap, Worthless,Useless,Shite.

That cars paintjob is Capstan !

by marc Legovich December 16, 2006