Clandax

Klan*daks

1.) Pertaining to any action, item, person, or thing that makes you feel like you should release your bowels.

-ed, past tense
2.) Having released your bowels due to any action, item, person, or thing.

I'm sure eating that taco will make me clandax.

Man, smoking that cigarette was really clandaxing, I'll be right back....

That lady told me so much nonsense that I most definitely clandaxed...

by ELS_SS March 9, 2011

Clairavoidance

The almost supernatural ability to know exactly when
to leave a situation before the trouble starts.

John once again showed his clairavoidance in leaving the party right before the cops showed up.

by ZASpeaks December 3, 2011

Caidanphobia

Fear of being consumed by asshairs

He is avoiding the barber shop because he has caidanphobia

by SchlongZaddy March 13, 2021

cladal'd

Getting dogged on, saying is usually used my a young girl with a speech impediment.

Get Cladal'd! You're absolute dog shit!!!!

by Mar C. Ladal October 8, 2021

caidan

Caidan is usually someone who breaks your heart over and over just for the fun of it. he usually loves basketball and base ball. hes really hot.

Who is that- Sophia
That's Caidan isn't he cute??-Taylor

by Taylor jade black June 8, 2019

Caidan

You'll know when you see a caidan
A guy with about 9 to 12 inches of dick

Jesus: bruh caidan, he's a good human
God: I know, I'm glad i made him

by Momo 4242 October 15, 2018

Clawdabbered

adj. The state of being inebriated or drunk

Jackson is so clawdabbered he can't even walk straight!

by A Clockwork Alex October 9, 2008