To be clagged is to swallow jizz after a bj, so all the jizz is in your throat claggin about.

Variations - clagged, clags, claggers.

If someone gets clagged often or clag people often, they can be referred to as a Claggatron or Claggonaut.
- I got clagged.
- I've got the clags.
- You remember that decent clag you got?
- You got the claggers?
by westcroftboy March 27, 2012
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a term used to describe someone who is suffering from symptoms of memory loss or disconnection from society - oblivious to his surroundings
lleyton hewitt has clagged it - he doesent know whats going on
by transamjim February 22, 2011
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The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair
Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Feces which dries and hardens on the hair surrounding the anus. This sometimes forms dreadlock-like clusters which in servere cases can interfere with normal bowel action.
"Your Majesty, the Royal Physician has brought warm water and unguents to soften Your Majesties clag knots" Extract from the "Life of the Prince of Wales"
by Tonybeak October 1, 2005
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Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wiping.
Hey Barri, how was your date last night?
Well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. How I wish I'd used the bidet!
by MisterE January 27, 2006
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