Clag

To be clagged is to swallow jizz after a bj, so all the jizz is in your throat claggin about.

Variations - clagged, clags, claggers.

If someone gets clagged often or clag people often, they can be referred to as a Claggatron or Claggonaut.

- I got clagged.
- I've got the clags.
- You remember that decent clag you got?
- You got the claggers?

by westcroftboy August 13, 2012

clagged

a term used to describe someone who is suffering from symptoms of memory loss or disconnection from society - oblivious to his surroundings

lleyton hewitt has clagged it - he doesent know whats going on

by transamjim March 8, 2011

Clag Nutting

The art of having another person pick Clag Nuts usually with teeth from your crusty ass hair

Boddy: Wifey, can we try Clag Nutting

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clag Nuts

Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair

Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today.
Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

clag pot

A vagina full of stale seamen

That promiscuous girls clag pot is full

by Gibbo84 April 25, 2008

Clag knot

Feces which dries and hardens on the hair surrounding the anus. This sometimes forms dreadlock-like clusters which in servere cases can interfere with normal bowel action.

"Your Majesty, the Royal Physician has brought warm water and unguents to soften Your Majesties clag knots" Extract from the "Life of the Prince of Wales"

by Tonybeak October 1, 2005

clag nuts

Those little bits of desicated poo that cling to the hairs around the bum hole after a lack lustre wiping.

Hey Barri, how was your date last night?
Well we had a great meal, the movie was top, we went back to mine and he was just going down on me when he spotted some clag nuts. How I wish I'd used the bidet!

by MisterE July 16, 2008