Definitions by Tonybeak

sex 

Human activity that for most women is similar to weekend shopping at the supermarket.
A lot of frantic pushing and shoving with little to show for it in the end

Sex crazed Man to Woman in supermarket. Hi, can I push this up the rear entrance.

Woman to Man. Thank you young man from there on it's downhill to the car-park

sex by Tonybeak September 9, 2006

Clag knot 

Feces which dries and hardens on the hair surrounding the anus. This sometimes forms dreadlock-like clusters which in servere cases can interfere with normal bowel action.

"Your Majesty, the Royal Physician has brought warm water and unguents to soften Your Majesties clag knots" Extract from the "Life of the Prince of Wales"

Clag knot by Tonybeak October 1, 2005