Cister

A cousin that’s more like a sister (cousin+sisters, a cister) pronounced JUST LIKE SISTER, spelt with a C

This is my cister!

by Robyn ken April 17, 2019

Cistercian Preparatory School

virgin

jane: do you see that ugly ass guy over there. he looks so dumb
Doe: yeah! he defiantly goes to Cistercian Preparatory School

by obamaisdaddy April 3, 2017

costemetic

an ugly little hood rat

That boy is mad costemetic.

by Rickey Allen September 24, 2005

Cistern licker

An exceptionally mean or miserly person. Someone who would literally lick the cistern to obtain some free narcotic after someone has "powdered their nose" in the bathroom.

"Buy us a pint mate"
"Away outta that ya cistern licker and buy yer own".

by Corky1 August 20, 2013

cystematic inspection

A regularly-scheduled checkup wif a dermatologist.

Acne is unfortunately a natural part of adolescence; having cystematic inspections during dat period may not really help much.

by QuacksO October 16, 2021

Cistern Swirley

French kissing someone after popping a cist or boil getting the puss and blood mixed around in the saliva

Gave my partner a cistern swirley last night or I got cistern swirled at a party.

by Raynespider July 7, 2022

cintemporist

One who has a unique affinity for movies about time travel. Symptoms include (but not limited to):

-dressing up as Marty McFly on halloween

-thinks they haven't found the one yet because their lover is from a different century

-puts all their savings money into a hot tub fund

-always listening to jazz

To be distinguished from a fan of time traveling tv shows, such as the Whovians, cintemporists exclusively derive pleasure from the cinematic perspective.

Person A: She won't shut up about Interstellar.

Person B: Checks out, she's a real cintemporist.

He thinks Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a time travel movie, pft not even a real cintemporist!

by the-original-cintemporist March 21, 2024