circumstantial Intelligence

intellect coming by the wayside, usually a theory supported by a significant quantity of your friends

A: We think Yasreen is preggers
B: and all of you think so?
A: yes
B: hmm this is interesting circumstantial intelligence

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

circumsuckus

When a rabbi sucks blood from a circumcision wound. The ancient rite has been suspected of spreading health problems in NYC.

Rabbi Cockinowitz performed circumsuckus on me for the sabbath, but now I have his herpes.

by RonnyZ September 7, 2005

Circumstanche

A mustache worn or grown only for a particular occasion. Most likely in the pursuit of awesome.

1) A classy event you say? This calls for a circumstanche.

2)
Bob: Hey Fred, have you always had that incredibly awesome mustache?
Fred: Yes, but I only wear it under certain circumstanches.

by omegamjolnir January 19, 2011

Circumstension

The extent of elongation regarding one’s foreskin.

(Present Tense)

Jack: That’s the longest foreskin I’ve ever seen.

Ed: I’ve got a circumstension

(Past tense)

His foreskin circumstended his entire bellend.

by edboiyeahboi May 2, 2019

circumstantial simultaneity

The idea that the entirety of history and existence is a series of repeated events; nothing that happens is new. The idea implies events are connected circumstantially through their meaning, and from a temporally external frame of reference, happen at the same time. The term was coined by Andrew Hussie in his webcomic Homestuck.

Alice: I broke my wrist last week after slipping on an acorn. Didn't that same thing happen to you?
Bob: Indeed. It's wondrous how rampant circumstantial simultaneity is throughout the universe.
Alice: bob stfu you fucking nerd

by madface7 April 24, 2021

exscream circumstances

Can refer to either:
(1) Conditions so frustrating/stressful/frightening that you cannot help shrieking in terror or exasperation, or
(2) A situation where you are obliged (or feel free!) to holler at your former lover/spouse.

Against my better judgement, I took a middle-aged alcoholic dude to see his former girlfriend about the possibility of his moving back in with her. She was visibly annoyed at the encounter and even seemed somewhat put out with **me** for even having brought that deadbeat to her house in the first place, so I treaded super-lightly, gently explaining to her that the guy had merely asked me for a ride there ("I know nothing about this matter, Ma'am; I'm just the driver."); I could clearly see that these were definitely exscream circumstances.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Pomp & Circumstance

All the attention and flattery your loved ones give you to remind you that you're one badass bitch for graduating. Usually, complete with a sheet cake & champagne.

Becky was ready to take on the world after all the pomp & circumstance shown by her loved ones.

by TTBuyShoes May 26, 2020