circle-jerk

When people meet and they talk and nothing gets done. All talk, no action.

The US senate is having a circle-jerk.

by Murray Haldanish October 7, 2019

circle jerk

A group of guys get in a circle and wack the person to the left of them off.

Hey Steve, you coming to that circle jerk Friday?

by ExtraGoodChi March 26, 2003

circle jerk

a lot of work without accomplishing anything

Joe - How'd work go today?
Bob - It was like a 5 man circle jerk.
Joe - That bad huh?

by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009

circle jerk economy

An economy based on a circular exchange of money where finished goods are consumed and nothing of value is produced.

I'll be taking my half hour lunch break. I have to take the money I made from selling hamburgers to the people working at Walmart and go buy some junk from Walmart. Man, we live in such a circle jerk economy nowadays.

by alphasniper February 23, 2009

Circle jerk selfie

An individual who is able to orally and anally pleasure oneself independently simultaneously

Bro check out that hottie panting to that circle jerk selfie!

by Kurt breezy December 24, 2013

Circle Jerk

An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.

Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.

by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023

Gatling Gun Circle Jerk

An event in which a group of males form a circle and masturbate as if their penises were the crank of a Gatling Gun until they ejaculate straight up into the air.

"Sorry, I'm busy this weekend, the boys and I are planing to have a Gatling Gun Circle Jerk."

by A Very Concerned Avocado April 3, 2020