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cinema handjob

the act of giving one a handjob in a cinema - usually on the back row to avoid being seen. Some find this exciting and fun as it is in a public place. See handjob
"My girlfriend gave me a handjob when we were watching harry potter 3 in the cinema yesterday"
by djchrissy August 19, 2004
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cinema hangover

The feeling(s) which occur upon getting out of your seat, leaving the cinema, and rehabilitation into society. worsened deeply if the movie you're leaving was just plain bad. effects include:
- nausea
- sudden extreme tiredness
- headrush
- loss of focus due to the sudden bright light, reacting
against the 2 hours of near-darkness which have just
occured
- stomach ache, from eating nothing but popcorn for 2 hours

and many more, depending on the person.
The only known cure is to go in to see another movie.
*man gets up from his seat at It's a Boy/Girl Thing.*

"owwwwwwwwwww..."
"what's wrong sir? was the movie painfully bad? cinema hangover? both?"
*man looks around and collapses*
by the lolagon January 14, 2008
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Cinema Crab

Not to be confused with Aisle Salmon. Cinema Crab is the act of shuffling sideways through a seated row of movie goers, usually 10 minutes after the movie has started. Easily spotted by their flushed faces and hands full of popcorn.
The queue for popcorn was ridiculous, we had to cinema crab our way to our seats !
by On_nO May 14, 2010
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Cinema Gel

The mysterious alchemical concoction on the floor of a movie theater that acts at once as an attendance deterrent, euthanizing poison and human fly trap.
Remember the chick who glued her own hair to her scalp with Gorilla Glue? I read the other day that Gorilla Glue is just recycled cinema gel.
by MythiasRedmoon May 7, 2021
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cinema nouveau

the bowfinger way of shooting a movie, typically for actors who are unwilling to take the job (i.e. Kit Ramsey)
dude - so is he going to do the movie?

director - yea, but he is so professional he don’t wanna see the cams

dude - what type of professional is that?

director - it’s cinema nouveau my amigo, we’re living in a new age
by pranayama999 July 7, 2021
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Cinema-cest

When two actors/actresses play siblings in one or more movies and love interests in another/other movie(s).
"Did you know Shailene Woodley and Ansel Elgort are brother and sister in Divergent and like dating in Fault In Our Stars?"

"What?! That's cinema-cest."
by ChubChub2000 October 24, 2014
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Cinema Syndrome

that feeling after you watch a movie and you feel like you’re in the movie. You have no idea what day or time it is all you know is you are the star and special. You feel like there are cameras on you and you feel so out of it for the rest of the day
“How’d you like the Bohemian Rhapsody, Kyle?”
I don’t know what to believe anymore. I am Freddie Mercury. I need to be alone right now.”
“Classic Cinema Syndrome.”
by idkurbandictionarygoals January 12, 2019
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