Chucking a Jacob

When a friend of yours (usually one with a fast metabolism) eats an extremely unhealthy meal (eg. a pounder burger from McDonalds) then proceeds to destroy your' bathroom toilet with the result of their efforts.

Aww man, im totally chucking a Jacob in Tom's toilet! He's gonna be pissed!

by Mr. Butane March 23, 2010

muck chucking

Exit of semen from the penis at point of ejaculation.

"After muck chucking till his balls ached, Bob rolled over and farted"
"OOOh i've chucked my muck!"
"Thank god for that! I have'nt chucked my muck for ages. My balls were like watermelons! "

by gogggg January 27, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

chetching

crying while masturbating

i'm going to my room for a little chetching now

by Brandon Hall Reps '06 - aka Maya lol November 13, 2006

spic-chucking

When an illegal immigrant gets pulled from a hospital, placed on a plane and tossed back to his/her own country.

Did anybody put a parachute on that brain-damaged guy when they were spic-chucking him out of the plane over Guatemala after he left the hospital in Florida?

by izzafartsmeller July 27, 2009

Chauching

The act of Masturbating whilst listening to sad music and weeping, usually in a dim lit room. Pronounced "Chaw-ching" or "chut-ching". When used in singular form it is "Chutch" The word originated from a bad breakup, a lot of sorrow, and a few to many beers in Waterloo Ontario.

The act is a sad and pitiful attempt to bring forth catharsis, or just to feel something again in this loveless world.

Ben gets into the car and hears his friend was listening to sad music on the radio and says "What are you, Chauching in here?"

"This song would be great to Chauch to."
"I'm going home to Chauch."
"Stop Chauching" (If someone is being emotional)
"Hey Reid, stop Chauching.

"I could use a good Chauch right now."
"Chauching again eah? Man you are one pathetic loser."

by DucatiDude#16 April 1, 2015

Cheeching

To be at full potential, fully engaged or at peak operating efficiency.

“Timmy really cheeched his way through that class.”
“We built a big campfire and had her cheeching really good.”
“I sprayed a bunch of ether into that intake and had that old diesel cheechin’ in no time.”

by Dale can wheel November 20, 2018