Thunderbolt

When a male shoves a fist in a females vagina and in the anus simultaneously.

Don gave Sam the thunderbolt last night.

by Warrior1023 September 3, 2017

Thunderbolt

Term mistakenly used by stupid people referring to lightning bolt

No you fucking idiot , it's not a thunderbolt, it's a lightning bolt.

by Atyler916 May 26, 2020

Thunderbolt

As lightning comes down and meets thunder, thunderbolt is created. It is, in essence, the love child of lightning and thunder.

I can tell the storm is right above my head because there's a giant thunderbolt emerging.

by Love doctoress December 15, 2017

Thunderbolt

To be victimized by the most unlikely and most unfortunate outcome possible.

I went to light my last cigarette and wasn't paying attention. I accidentally lit the wrong end. I just thunderbolted myself and now I have no cigs.

I get thuderbolted every year on my birthday because it's the day after Christmas and the birthday gifts are also my Christmas presents.

I was having an affair and I finally told my husband I wanted a divorce. That same day, my lover told me he wanted to end it. I was thunderbolted by both men in my lives.

by adrienneorion September 27, 2018

Thunderbolt

When both are nearing climax you yell "Pikachu use Thunderbolt!" and then proceed to taser the female and the clenching that ensues is the result.

Guy1: I gave the ol Thunderbolt then stupid bitch broke.
Guy2: Fuck man I hope mine doesn't break that easily when I do it.

by Amar L November 28, 2020

Thunderbolt Middle school

The only middle school in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. It is so trashy and run down like the drinking fountain floors have mold growing on them. Half of everyone there is a part of LGBTQIA+ and they never shut up about their opinions. The staff members are discriminating against students with disabilities and mental disorders, and the vice principal is an asshole. The school used to be good but it quickly went downhill after the 2021-22 school year started

Brandon: what school do you go to?

Jason: Thunderbolt Middle school.

Brandon: damn I would kill myself if I iwent there.

Jason: Yeah I can understand that

by anonymous April 24, 2022

Thunderbolt

marge in charge

"call thunderbolt, they'll help you out!"

"oh you mean marge in charge?"

by user566245 December 2, 2022