Chumpy

Child molester who threatens others to keep their dirty desires a secret despite how horrendously wrong it is.

Release the files, don’t be a Chumpy!

by SheBFunny September 4, 2025

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Chumpy chicken

A fat stupid person

You can't eat a dead turtle you chumpy chicken

by Chickenfart678 December 18, 2014

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Chumpy Boots is a nice way of calling someone a chump without doing it. It usually gets a "wha-a-a?" response. People (chumps) who are called "Chumpy Boots" tend to immediately call everyone in their vicinity the name, because they don't know what it is. Hence, the "chumpiness" of the word. A true "chumpy boots" is going to call someone else the name ESPECIALLY if they have no idea what it means.

I had no idea I was such a chump but I soon learned after I called him chumpy boots and had no idea what it meant! I guess I am the chump after all.

by MariaCB July 10, 2010

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Chumpy Chode

To be, or to bear a likeness to, a Chumpy Chode.

This is a two-word phrase wherein the words Chump and Chode have been crudely combined to form a very situational insult.

"Yeah, he's been a Chumpy Chode ever since that breakup."

"Dude, don't be such a Chumpy Chode!"

"You're acting like a complete Chumpy Chode bro."

by UltimateLord June 4, 2016

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Chumpy Daddy

A specific ‘type’ of man: typically tall & broad in stature &, more importantly, paternal in nature. We’ve all come across a chumpy daddy in our day, whether you’re aware of it or not. Should you need any help identifying a potential CD please find an extensive, but by no means exhaustive, list of traits below:

- Loves rugby & only rugby, except for a summertime dabble in cricket

- Rubs your back a lot

- Big givers e.g. loves to go down on you & asks you if you’re enjoying it
- Bootleg jeans & wrong shoes

- Probably an uncle by age 25
- Makes cooked breakfasts with black pudding

- Drives, or aspires to drive, a big gauche car (think Land Rover defender/Range Rover evoque)

- If he’s not live in the stadium he books out areas at pubs to watch big sporting events

- Leggings under their shorts in the gym

- Steak & red wine lover’s
- A water bottle the size of their daily water consumption with lines to mark the time in the day they should drink it by

- Does poos in clubs

- Cologne that smells of musk

- Brunette (but not always)
- Love stouts & ales

- Always wearing a collared shirt of some kind
- Mahogany furniture

- Loves a Big Mac

- Girthy dick (probably uncircumcised)
- Would pay for an umpiring qualification

- A generous host & sees the role as some sort of Olympic sport

- Doesn’t laugh often, but when they do it’s an eruption of hearty belly laughter in response to something unintended to be a joke

- Most likely lives in the south of England

'His chumpy daddy energy is sort of sweet and sort of a massive turn-off'

by GiiRlZ NiGhT x November 21, 2021

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