humphreyfromdetroit

Humphreyfromdetroit is a instagram influencer with a decent amount of followers. He gets tons of girls and hella woman want him.

He posts white women every Wednesday, humphrey is the best meme page out there !

Omg did you see humphreyfromdetroit is here at our school today!! I’m gonna try to get his autograph and picture!!!

by I love humphrey November 24, 2021

chumpress

The act of chummy oppression. A form of psychic vampirism identified by one or more of the following behaviours:

1. Leaning unnaturally into you while speaking to you.
2. Squeezing of body parts normally used for common social courtesies. (e.g. squeezing hand while shaking, squeezing shoulder while hugging)
3. An overbearing and disarming friendliness that prevents you from escaping their clutches gracefully and leaves you with a lingering longing to smite them.

I cant go to that bar anymore. Dan's excessive squeezing gestures and overwhelming friendliness disarms me and leaves me feeling chumpressed.

by deadlydan09 November 29, 2010

Chumpkey

(adj.) Pronounced shump-kee. Loosely defined as something that has no value, is of poor construction, or generally undesirable in every way.

Ex. Tom: I bought all my Christmas gifts at Walmart this year.

Jerry: Wow that is pretty chumpkey dude.

Ex. I bought a used car and it was a chumpkey piece of shit.

by maoedge December 27, 2011

Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger

A fat cheeseburger who is obsessed with having plastic surgery to look like Bogart. He thinks he is quirky for wearing 3 masks on top of each other. He also hates Elvis because Bogart rivals the gigachad.

Look at that ugly man, he is Humphrey Bogart cheeseburger.

by MichellePeck June 22, 2021

Humphrey Loduha

A well-renown- war general from the eighth century who was the bedrock of the Loduhan dynasty, which originates from the Loduhan Culture. He started traditions that include bow hunt or die bumper sticker on vehicles. In 832, he built the Loduhan chateau, which is located near a bunch of liberals, and a hippie coffee shop. A common stopping place for the Loduhas after mass in the 500 year old church Jesus built. Humphrey was vehemently against building bus stops due to the rapid urbanization of the city. He was the igniter for the strongest dynasties in the world.

So class what did Humphrey Loduha
(Kid raises hand)
Kid says, Chateau
Teacher says no, the absolute worst, half sheet of paper!
Teachers asks questions, where did the Loduhan Clan of the 9th century originate?
Who led the clan?
Dumb kid says for first one Canada, teacher says you guys suck
Other kid says Barack Obama
Teacher says no,
then the smart kid says Humphrey Loduha,
Teacher bends down and anoints and kisses forehead of smart kid.

by thefarm May 16, 2022

rusty humphrey

The act of performing cunnilingus on a woman that has recently defecated and did not wipe.

Dude she made me give her a rusty humphrey when she found out I had sex with her sister.

by ballsmcgee2010 January 4, 2010

Punched Humphrey

When a male and female are having sexual intercourse, and the penis slips out of the vagina and penetrates her asshole, the male's Punched Humphrey (Humphrey is a term for shit).

I was having sex last night and accidentally Punched Humphrey! Needless to say, she was feeling pretty sorry for herself.

by lagr31 July 3, 2022