Andreas Christensen

The best centre back in the world and future captain of Chelsea FC. Often underrated by the same people who hype up van Dijk as the best of all time. Doesn't have as much credit as the other academy grads, due to Chelsea fans being xenophobic and preferring the English lads.

Person 1: Andreas Christensen is trash man, Chelsea should let him go.

Person 2: What? He's so underrated! Did you see his 2021 campaign?! He's the best CB in the world.

by Elano_LCHM January 11, 2022

chrissynado

A chrissynado is a tornado that is combined with a person. It is combined with a person named chris.

Look its Chrissynado

by Idiotwholikescookies January 19, 2021

Christane

A beautiful caring person. Who loves everyone in the world. A person who acts silly lost of the time

Christane is a lovable person.

by Anthony_jones August 30, 2015

Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

by spaceywonder January 18, 2010

Christance

Cute sweet girl, always nice. Hard to get a hold of. Extremely shy. Very pretty, also goofy. Hard to become friends with, only wants a few.

Christance calls herself christy

by Coke_can June 25, 2018

Christconsin

The act of being ignorant about one's place of birth.

That's so Christconsin of you!

by Argentina22 March 11, 2022

Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.

Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.

by JackD March 20, 2005