The epitome of a Goddess. She is as beautiful as she is magnetic. Fiercely passionate and loving, incredible sense of humor and highly intelligent. People are naturally drawn to her and love being around her. Very loyal and trustworthy. Honest to a fault. If you are lucky enough to have a Christa's love, don't mess it up. These women are not the type you want to cross. They can be your best friend or your worst enemy, the ball is in your court.
by Crazybutcute December 27, 2016
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by The REAL Mr. Bigglesworth July 5, 2011
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Christie is a freak of nature. She can be down to hang with my boys but is sophisticated AF. Christie ain’t no joke. She comes at you 100%. What you see is what you get. I’m an idiot for letting her go. She’s a sweetheart with an edge. Whatever you do- NEVER EVER underestimate her intelligence. This girl is already 100 steps ahead of you yo! I’ve seen it bro. She’s well travelled, eloquent, and speaks a gazillion languages, and loves to read. She’s a gifted writer, if only she knew that. She’s only clueless about how talented and special she is which is why she is hella sexy!!!!
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Girl 1: “OMG it is SO hot outside, I literally can’t even.”
Girl 2: “OMG I know. I can’t wait for it to be sweater season, I’m ready for a Christian Girl Autumn.”
Girl 2: “OMG I know. I can’t wait for it to be sweater season, I’m ready for a Christian Girl Autumn.”
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Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
Scored on a scale of 1-10. Extra points if she is a beautiful blonde, or in a red sports car. Full points if it's actually Christie Brinkley.
"Oh man, I was sooo getting Christie Brinkley'd coming home on the Coquihalla! But I lost her in traffic around Kamloops, dang."
by dmcc November 5, 2012
Get the Christie Brinkley'd mug.A disorder specific to young Christian males in which strong instincts to treat females like idealized sisters-in-Christ are perpetually warring with awkward and guiltful sexual longings towards the aforementioned sisters-in-Christ.
When these sexual longings are consummated via even minor sexual affection with an actual sister-in-Christ specimen, the CGS sufferer immediately experiences such guilt that the idealization is destroyed and the sexual attraction is dramatically but temporarily repressed.
CGS manifests itself in myriad ways, including self loathing, purity oaths, increased accountability group attendance, excessive use of the word "stumbled" and unpredictable social behavior wherein the affected individual sends a strong mix of conflicting interest-signals towards any woman to whom he is attracted until she cries, screams or schedules a meeting with her high school youth pastor, who, still recovering from his own CGS, hands her a copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris.
When these sexual longings are consummated via even minor sexual affection with an actual sister-in-Christ specimen, the CGS sufferer immediately experiences such guilt that the idealization is destroyed and the sexual attraction is dramatically but temporarily repressed.
CGS manifests itself in myriad ways, including self loathing, purity oaths, increased accountability group attendance, excessive use of the word "stumbled" and unpredictable social behavior wherein the affected individual sends a strong mix of conflicting interest-signals towards any woman to whom he is attracted until she cries, screams or schedules a meeting with her high school youth pastor, who, still recovering from his own CGS, hands her a copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris.
Girl 1: Why is Preston so sweaty and sad looking, I thought you guys had a good date last night?
Girl 2: We did, but he kissed my forehead and our cheeks touched and then he freaked out.
Girl 1: Sounds like a bad case of Christian Guy Syndrome.
Girl 2: It's not as bad as some I've seen, but I think you're right.
Girl 2: We did, but he kissed my forehead and our cheeks touched and then he freaked out.
Girl 1: Sounds like a bad case of Christian Guy Syndrome.
Girl 2: It's not as bad as some I've seen, but I think you're right.
by jp-c August 9, 2015
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