chrisso

kind hearted person.
myspace pimp.
gets all the ladies.
muzza.

all the girls like chrisso

by belrulz3 January 10, 2008

Chrisonica

Combination of Christmas and Hanukkah
(phonetic onica for Hanukkah)
Signifies combined celebration of the
two Holidays Christmas and Hanukkah
by mixed religon familes (couples)

in stories by Susan Miller
(Parkinsons writer, poet, author)

"In a secret meeting beween Harry and Santa:
(Harry Hanukkah to Santa Claus)
Why doesn't Hanukkah get top billing?
WHY does it have to be CHRISonica?
Instead it should be "HonicaMas"?

Hanukkah comes first almost every year and lasts longer!
(Santa replies to Hanukkah Harry)
Harry be reasonable the reason is simply Chrisonica is more Phonica .
By having Chrisonica we make more Monyca$ makeing it a longer Holidonica.

Hanukkah Harry seeing the immense logic
in Santa's words had to agree. The New Holiday should be called ChrisOnica for the love of Monyca$.
"Merry Chrisonica to one and a Happy
New Chrysonica to all"

(Susan Miller c 1986)

by Ed Austin January 1, 2006

Chrismonster

A person who is highly obsessed with another person named Chris. Can be altered by switching out the name for someone else's. ex: "Jakemonster".

Man, Annalee used to be a total Chrismonster; She used to be completely obsessed by him.

by dasNachtmahr May 14, 2008

chrisonie

nice,very caring,not afraid to fight,only like one person

hi i'm chrisonie

by Chrisonie November 2, 2017

Chrissing

When you and your friends get drunk on a hill, Chris will make it his duty to get some. Unfortunately, this usually involves; forceful kissing, temporary insanity, and last but not least, wearing a horse mask.

Fin: "Bro, did you see how Chris was Chrissing Sophie last night on leckhampton hill?"
Taegue "Yeah dude, he's fucking insane"
Chris: "Damn, i'm a big ol' nibba"

by taegue June 26, 2019

Chrisbon

Chrisbon is one of a kind! With his unique name he is very unique as well! Chrisbon is very funny , handsome and he tells the best jokes. Once you meet a Chrisbon don't ever let them go! There aren't many Chrisbons in the world and you will never meet this awesome friend again! Chrisbon's may seem really shy at first but one you get to know them it's like you've always known them. Chrisbon's may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but who cares! They are an extremely funny person. Hold them tight!

"You have to be a Chrisbon! You are so funny and your jokes are just the best!"

by TheweirdersPersonEVER March 1, 2020

chrisshon

He a real nigga . He don’t go out sad. He always be high. He is loyal and horny 25/8

Chrisshon is so sexy

by anonymous November 21, 2021