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Christos

Christos is a Greek name for Jesus. The name has its roots in the ancient greeks. Its a sign of freedom and rebirth, Spartans choose to name their kids after Jesus Christos

He is the most attractive male in the world, He has a big dick and is the definition of amazing, I could go on and on of how amazingly good looking Christos is. He is really popular amongst the girls and has his whole life had really good looking girlfriends

His specialty is beating up those who are from Marrocco as the ancient greeks.
Christos is a true G
by cos cash December 11, 2019
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jose alfredo chirinos

A man who is extremely hipster.He used to be skinny but now he has gained a few pounds.

He will always deny to be a hipster, but its on his blood. He wears small glasses, but in his heart he wishes they were as big as his hipster personality.
-Oh, i've never heard this song..have you?
-No...this must be a Jose Alfredo Chirinos type of song. Its too hipster.
by psrg January 23, 2014
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Chrismonster

A person who is highly obsessed with another person named Chris. Can be altered by switching out the name for someone else's. ex: "Jakemonster".
Man, Annalee used to be a total Chrismonster; She used to be completely obsessed by him.
by dasNachtmahr May 14, 2008
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christposting

Making an online post that has a Christian praxis. As youth groups went virtual during Covid-19, the good humor and faith of Christ's younger disciples has been observed on Facebook, Instagram, etc. Although it tends to be well-intentioned, most Christposting is unfortunately very low-quality.
Being a Youth Pastor for a community church group is hard in this era. It used to be just hanging out with some well-adjusted kids. Now, the expectation is that I'm Christposting every day. I loved it at first. After awhile, it seems like there are no more Christian memes left to make. I get why people have so much respect for the guy who puts original dad jokes on the sign every week.
by jurier later October 31, 2020
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Chrisposting

refers to memes and parodies featuring Resident Evil protagonist Chris Redfield desperately trying to have fellow protagonist Leon Kennedy impregnate his sister Claire Redfield, often featuring excessive phrases such an "fuck my sister" and "continue the Redfield bloodline.''
"Man, Chrisposting is best creative thing to RE fans lol."
by spoliarium2k20 June 28, 2022
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Christostopher

A tried and true nickname for Chris. However this nickname may only be bestowed on a Chris is who is a femboy. You know who you are.
Lin: it’s Christostopher!!
Chai: wha??
Lin: Yknow since he’s a femboy
Chai: aahhhh
by THE GREAT BUSH January 24, 2023
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Christos

Christos is a boy that gets fucked by donkeys and squirrels. He also likes to lick.
Hide your squirrels Christos is coming
by Stamatopoulos November 27, 2018
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