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chives

Cooler word that is a combination of fives and seat check it allows a person to keep their seat for five minutes and if someone is in the seat the chives caller counts to five and the person who doesn't get up gets slapped in the face by everyone until the seat is given back. Invented by Alec.
Bob: Chives!
Bill: sits in Bobs seat

THREE MINUTES LATER

Bob: get out of my seat
Bill: doubt it
Bob: 1 2 3...
Bill: ok, ok you can have your seat back
by pablito386 January 13, 2008
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our chives

It's the real way to say archives. so there...
Yo man, are those our chives?
by Garrett Gdawg August 3, 2006
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values and choices

The stupid name for sex ed that 'tries' to trick teens into thinking it's not about sex. when it really actually is.
Teacher:Okay class, we're going to start values and choices today!
Student:Isn't that another name for sex ed?
Teacher: NO!
by Tayho December 12, 2008
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choices email

An email a person receives after engaging in some endeavor the sender of said email deems a "poor choice".

The heading of a choices email simply states "Choices". In the body of this email, the sender of the email first names a group, for example, "the family", as the concerned party. They then go on to express concern over the choice in question, for example, "alcohol usage". After this, the email is ended with question "What's up?"

Two scenarios that can earn one a choices email:

1. Having one's mom find numerous empty alcohol bottles in their filthy apartment

2. Losing all of one's centsports money on a over/under WNBA bet.
Possible choices emails

Scenario #1:

Email title: Choices

Body:

Tank

The family is concerned about your alcohol usage.

What's up?


Scenario #2

Email Title: Choices

Body:

Admiral Halsey

The website is concerned about your reckless betting. What's up?
by RoundupReady August 22, 2008
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Cholives

I went to the shop and bought some feta cheese and some cholives
by Cholive August 24, 2008
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Chives

Chives is the legendary butler from the SML universe. He hates his life and wants to die. After his debut in the SML video "SML Movie: Joseph The Millionaire!" He has gotten his own puppet, had a cult following, and is now appearing in the recent SML videos.
by SliccXD March 4, 2021
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chives

i’m not stepping, i’m caressing 🤨
chives: when applied to shoulders
by Buddyupsystem October 14, 2021
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