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Chodles

A popular nickname for friends who are as wide as they are tall and has a buzzed head, making him look like a chode.

A Chodles is usually shy around the opposite sex and goes creeper status when drunk.
Boy: "have you met my roommate yet?"

Girl: "what does he look like?"

Boy: "he is pretty short, just as wide as he is tall, and his hair is buzzed."

Girl: "OH! that little Chodles over there with his hand on that girls shoulder all creepy like?"

Boy: "Yep! thats him!"
by Slik Rik December 8, 2009
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Chodely

Someone who talks on and on about America, andd how it is better than everything else, Also wants to go to Westpoint college and get fucked by broad shouldered girls with deep voices. This person most likely acts like he has a lot of self confidence, but fails
Me: Hey Chodely

Chodely: Ur an ass
by Gstringsnagger December 8, 2010
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chodler

One who makes an insane number of changes to a presentation until everyone involved has lost their chodlin' minds.
If that chodler makes me change that slide again, I'm going to tear his lungs out!
by Fang Gregelski January 13, 2009
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chodelasticmemoryfoam

a chode foam used for supportive elastic spandex that keeps the chode in perfect allignment at all times.
The chodelasticmemoryfoam formed to the contours of my junk while im jogging at the wee hours of the morning.
by doglog March 10, 2003
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chodehead

someone with either an amazingly wide head or who does actually have a penis instead of a head
shit, neil has a chodehead, i daren't scratch his chin incase he sprays all over me
by ................. February 11, 2006
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chodemeister

Jaybizzle aka JB aka BJ. The boy's chode is trippin' yo. jus a bitch witta chode who be whinin n complainin the whoooooole riiiiiiiide hooooome
Yo he be actin like a chodemeister.
by P-rod February 13, 2004
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ChodeFest

ChodeFest is a music festival, founded in Ohio. It's basically the best thing that has ever happened to the earth.
Person A: "Dude! Are you going to ChodeFest 2K10?"

Person B: "ChodeFest?"

Person A: "Yeah dude, it'll blow your chode off!"
by Adam Witner May 26, 2010
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