Enjoying the fine cuisine that is Chipotle Mexican Grill, in a manner consistent with and to the extent of performing cunnilingus on a woman.
by Jtsnowedin3 July 7, 2014
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Side effects initially include diaphoresis (profuse sweating), intestinal discomfort, mild flatulence, and sense of impending doom, once Chipotlax has achieved successful evacuation of gastrointestinal obstruction these side effects subside leaving the patient in a state of intense, often euphoric, relief with a slight but bearable feeling of inflammation or burning at the anal site. In some cases, Chipotlax has been known to cause addiction disorder driving some individuals to a marked dependency on burritos and guacamole. While burrito-dependency is common, researchers believe its effects to be benign, especially when weighed against the lasting gastrointestinal benefits associated with appropriate dosage levels of Chipotlax. Chipotlax is not for everyone. Actually, nevermind; it is. Consult your physician before ordering a burrito bowl, he or she would probably like you to pick one up for them as well, since you’re already going that way anyways.
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n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.
After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.
by Nana09 August 6, 2009
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Introduced by the ghost of Billy Mays on a South Park episode titled 'Dead Celebrities'
Introduced by the ghost of Billy Mays on a South Park episode titled 'Dead Celebrities'
Holy shit, I love Chipotle but it makes my underwear all bloody afterwards, ah hell, I might resort to Chipotlaway over giving it up.
Hi! BILLY MAYS here for CHIPOLTAWAY! Here's how to order!..
Hi! BILLY MAYS here for CHIPOLTAWAY! Here's how to order!..
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1. Mexican slang term for an AK-47, whose literal meaning is "goat's horn", in reference to the curved magazine clip or banana clip that the armament uses.
1. Mexican slang term for an AK-47, whose literal meaning is "goat's horn", in reference to the curved magazine clip or banana clip that the armament uses.
From the song "Pacas de a Kilo" by Los Tigres del Norte:
" Por ahí andan platicando que un día me van a matar no me asustan las culebras yo sé perder y ganar ahí traigo un cuerno de chivo para el que le quiera entrar"
" Por ahí andan platicando que un día me van a matar no me asustan las culebras yo sé perder y ganar ahí traigo un cuerno de chivo para el que le quiera entrar"
by Naquerrimo January 28, 2005
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Don’t go in there for 45-55 min, it was full chipotlcray getting it out.
Kanye’s next album should be 20 tracks of incessant whining, and it would be better than his last 2 combined. Swag.
Kanye’s next album should be 20 tracks of incessant whining, and it would be better than his last 2 combined. Swag.
by Salvatore Antithesis May 6, 2018
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