Chimpano

A guy that takes a girl out to dinner and drinks. Spends all his money on her and she goes home with someone else

Ryan: Is Haydie coming out tonight?

Nick: Yea but she's at dinner with a chimpano. She just texted me and said she'll be here in a hour.

by HatersRInTheBuilding November 21, 2011

Chimbani

A verb used to describe failing at a simple task when achieving said task would normally result in the winning of a sum of money.

"Your really made a Chimbani of that putt, what a twat".

by Reggah May 11, 2018

chipnic

picnic which consists of a bag of chips and a can
instead of preparing a load of sarnies and drinks - buy a meal from the chip shop the sit and eat in a park.

Benefits of a chipnic are there is nothing to take home and wash up and you dont have a heavy basket or bag to carry to your spot of choice.

shall we have a chipnic in the park together?

by emwez June 12, 2018

Chimpanzee hairline

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.

That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Chimpanzee

A commonly used safe word when training with a giant powerbear when a chimpanzee is nearby in order to teach a moral lesson later on in the story arc.

Powerbear: If you ever need help say chimpanzee
Magnus: *winks at chimpanzee* Chimpanzee is our safe word
Later...
Powerbear: *crushing magnus*
Magnus: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, chimpanzee
Chimpanzee: Helps Magnus
Later...
Ends up teaching moral lesson about how strength is about the help of others as well

by Echo_ December 12, 2018

Chimpanzee

A type of monkey

Chimpanzee he he he

I went to the zoo and saw a chimpanzee! It was so cool!

by ChimpanzeeChipsAhoy May 25, 2020

Raging Chimpanzee

Oral intercourse with a woman suffering from simultaneous prolapsed uterus and a yeast infection while thumbing her prolapsed anus. Can also be refered to as a fiesty chimparoo

For Grandma's 80th birthday, the stripper gave her a Raging Chimpanzee.

by DirtyMommy January 2, 2012