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hmm, were to start, they wear this stange white eyeshadow which looks like paint, they then wear so much hair gel that their hair actually looks painful, dont get me started on the 'gold' hoop earings, cigarette in one hand, mobile in another and probably sitting by her babys pram in the park outside her council block with her brethren around her swearing spitting and swigging cheap cider.
victimising emos and or goths and walking up to people and saying 'u dissin me' or something along those lines.

most of the time, these... people (i use the term lightly) are seen hanging around kids parks, outside supermarkets and in or around macdonalds,,, (note, they are normally sat in their boyfriends chavvy modified cars)

a new thing is to write and say 'izzles or ozzles' after every word along with old favourites such as 'oh my daze' and 'tis mush' and 'ite' instead of are you alright.

they wear mainly pink and white sports gear from shops like sports world and have those things that i call chav jackets, you know the body warmers with the huge furry hoods.

they are generally foul mouthed. the chavettes are either extremely skinny or over weight, over weight chavs normally dress like boys i think they think they are gangster

of course not forgetting sovereign rings and they have big mouths
my cousin (who i will save from the shame by not naming) is sadly a chavette, she most commonly wears mini skirts which barely cover her arse horrid pink and white trainers, a burberry type cap (that poor brand)calls everyone mush and says innit alot. she attends grasstrack meets and wears so much make up i am surprised that she can show emotion. her hair is like straw were she has dyed and straitened it far too much and she is obsessed with thise damn hooped earings!
by darrens_girl22 June 13, 2007
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A chavette is;

Looks; usually in last-seasons skinny jeans, a United Colours Of Benetton t-shirt, Ugg boots or 'pumps' and a body warmer complete with a fur hood. Either razor-straight hair or attempted scrunched with mousse. This results in wet looking, kinked, flat hair with no curl whatsoever. When the hair is up, usually pulled very tight into a side poyntail with an attempted quiff. Adores Dior. A ridiculous amount of eyeliner and make up is always used. Foundation line always visible.

Attitude; very arrogant. Anyone who would dare like Fall Out Boy and not Akon is labeled an emo, and tends to walk around playing unreleased R&B songs they found on LimeWire. Goes around in packs, attracts a worrying amount of male attention. In photos, a pose is always used.These range from the popular 'gunz' sign, blowing a kiss, looking up and away from the webcam in order to make eyes look better. Writes in capitals, but replaces a capital 'I' with 'ii'.
'I is gonna buy the new Akon single cos it's mash up. I is not a chavette you emo'
by Just.Daydream March 29, 2007
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Chivette

A Chivette is a female that is such an attention whore she will pose nearly nude in several suggestive ways and post the pictures on theChive.com so people will argue over how sexy she is in the comment sections such as that of the DAR.

She will typically have a low level job, make stupid duckfaces, and have several trendy tattoos. Also, her bedroom, where she takes her pictures, will be a mess.
Craig: "Did you see #35 on today's DAR?"

Phil: "Sure did! That Chivette looked like Sasha Grey with that ass except she doesn't get paid like a pornstar!"

Craig: "Chive on!"
by tsukasu July 24, 2014
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A shallow, brainless, self-obsessed slut who thinks she is better than you.
That chivette was taking duckface selfies in the mirror.
by tyltalis February 11, 2015
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Chivette

A woman who takes pride in herself, not only for her innate beauty, whether big or small, but also for her actions that help to make a better life for society in general. She accomplishes this through donating items or raising funds (and encouraging others to do so) for charitable organizations and individuals who are in real need. She does most of this while being part of a Local Chive Chapter or asking that (or many other) Chive Chapters to be involved in her fundraising efforts. Some Chivettes may appear on www.TheChive.com and others may never. Some Chivettes may drink when they go to group events and others may never…. Chivettes come in all sizes shapes, attitudes, and colors from all over the world… The one thing we have in common is that we want to empower each other and do good for others. This is the true meaning of being a Chivette.
Amy, Sharon, and Melissa had such a great time volunteering, raising money, and running at the Atlanta Cupid Undie Run! It was great to find out how much all the Chivers and Chivettes from our local Atlanta Area Chivers group raised for these children with brain cancer!
by MHMAAC February 24, 2015
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chavette

The chavette is a female chav, they are very promiscuous often seen hanging around in groups of up to 10 in the local park or near the off license or bus shelter, sporting a very short skirt and a low cut top with some fake logo that ever so slightly resembles that of a more well known one and sometimes a fake logo baseball cap and some plastic gold "bling", trying to attract "fit bois" and acquire the ultimate chavette fashion accessory, a baby, or "babby". A Chavette's lifestyle choices often include (childcare permitting) a college course in hairdressing, beauty therapy, or although very rare, a music course where they can "lay some shit down" in other words talk very fast into a mic. Chavettes also hate moshers, rockers, punks and anyone who is not a chav or townie. Chavette music choices often include rave, dance, house, rap, hip hop, r&b ect.
Chavette - oi goffik ya sweaty twat ma bruvva's gonna kick ya head in ya get me.

Goth - That's if he's not still grounded lol

Chavette - oi oi don't ya dis ma bruvva ya mosha scum, Ya mumma stinks

Goth - your broher is not here lol, but my mates are... (10 goths walk over towards chavette)

Chavette - please don't hurt me yo, respect ma and i'll respect ya

Goth - goths creep closer

Chavette - (begins to cry), I want ma mumma yo, and runs off.
by NoHope December 11, 2008
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A female Chav also known as a female NED!!
Take a look at www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk
by Danny-B- March 23, 2004
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